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HareBrain · 26th April 2009, 05:27 PM

Wonder if you were trying to fix me up with it.

WWYD if I said I'd taken apart my car to see how it works and now it doesn't and can I borrow yours?

The Ace · 26th April 2009, 05:33 PM

Don't have one. You can borrow the bike I left in bits, though.

WWYD if I asked to trade my Avro Anson for your HP Hampden ?

The Judge · 26th April 2009, 05:37 PM

Tell you to get on your bike.

WWYD if I said caravans had to pay road tax of £1,000? A month.

J

Damn. Ace slipped in there before me.

OK - Ace - I'd ask for a translation.

Same question - WWYD if I said caravans had to pay road tax of £1,000? A month.

J

HareBrain · 26th April 2009, 09:58 PM

Ask "Is that a definite election promise?" and "Where do I vote?"

WWYD if I made you a coffee but put cottage cheese in it instead of milk?

Interference · 26th April 2009, 10:00 PM

Put it in my sandwich

WWYD if I said "isn't spontaneous combustion a singularly pointless paranormal event" and then burst into flames?

HareBrain · 26th April 2009, 10:47 PM

Point out that so-called spontaneous human combustion has now been adequately explained as a non-paranornal event, and that your auto-conflagration must therefore be some kind of staged event to advance your own crackpot ideas.

WWYD if I worked out the proof of Fermat's last theorem, but demanded rulership of Stoke Newington before I revealed it, muahahaha?

dustinzgirl · 26th April 2009, 11:42 PM

I'd say---GET IN THE STEW, Hare!

WWYD If I infested your space ship with space herpes?

chrispenycate · 26th April 2009, 11:52 PM

My spaceship, being inanimate, is immune to all biological disease
What if I travelled back in time and edited your post before it existed?

dustinzgirl · 27th April 2009, 12:34 AM

I'd wonder how you could edit something that didn't exist for you to edit before you editted it......

WWYD if my brain exploded from that temporal confusion?

HareBrain · 27th April 2009, 08:50 AM

Set up a camera near the resulting mess, so I could get some good photos of vultures when they came to feed.

WWYD if I refused to ask this question?

tangaloomababe · 27th April 2009, 08:53 AM

Make up my own answer, which would probaly have nothing to do with the question you did'nt ask!

WWYD if I said I had the fountain of youth in my back yard

Interference · 27th April 2009, 11:49 AM

Fill my fountain pen and write YA - forever

WWYD if everyone had a fountain of youth in their back yard except you?

Constantine Opal · 27th April 2009, 05:04 PM

Get a very big trampoline and jump into theirs... OR grow very old and die. Simples! *makes meerkat noise*

WWYD if the sky turned green and the sea turned purple and you grew another head?

Interference · 27th April 2009, 05:06 PM

Become Emperor of the Galaxy

and move house ...

WWYD if your robot couldn't stop complaining about its diodes when you know perfectly well that no one builds circuits with diodes anymore?

Constantine Opal · 27th April 2009, 05:08 PM

I'd point him at someone who knew that and get them to explain. I'm more a wood and cloth gal meself.

WWYD if I sang out of tune?

26th April 2009, 05:27 PM	#31 (permalink)
HareBrain Lagomorphing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Sussex Posts: 4,415 Blog Entries: 8	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Wonder if you were trying to fix me up with it. WWYD if I said I'd taken apart my car to see how it works and now it doesn't and can I borrow yours?

26th April 2009, 05:33 PM	#32 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Don't have one. You can borrow the bike I left in bits, though. WWYD if I asked to trade my Avro Anson for your HP Hampden ?

26th April 2009, 05:37 PM	#33 (permalink)
The Judge Truth. Order. Moderation. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,945 Blog Entries: 5	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Tell you to get on your bike. WWYD if I said caravans had to pay road tax of £1,000? A month. J Damn. Ace slipped in there before me. OK - Ace - I'd ask for a translation. Same question - WWYD if I said caravans had to pay road tax of £1,000? A month. J Last edited by The Judge; 26th April 2009 at 05:40 PM. Reason: Spent too long thinking...

26th April 2009, 09:58 PM	#34 (permalink)
HareBrain Lagomorphing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Sussex Posts: 4,415 Blog Entries: 8	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Ask "Is that a definite election promise?" and "Where do I vote?" WWYD if I made you a coffee but put cottage cheese in it instead of milk?

26th April 2009, 10:00 PM	#35 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Put it in my sandwich WWYD if I said "isn't spontaneous combustion a singularly pointless paranormal event" and then burst into flames?

26th April 2009, 10:47 PM	#36 (permalink)
HareBrain Lagomorphing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Sussex Posts: 4,415 Blog Entries: 8	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Point out that so-called spontaneous human combustion has now been adequately explained as a non-paranornal event, and that your auto-conflagration must therefore be some kind of staged event to advance your own crackpot ideas. WWYD if I worked out the proof of Fermat's last theorem, but demanded rulership of Stoke Newington before I revealed it, muahahaha?

26th April 2009, 11:42 PM	#37 (permalink)
dustinzgirl Mod of Awesome Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,724	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- I'd say---GET IN THE STEW, Hare! WWYD If I infested your space ship with space herpes?

26th April 2009, 11:52 PM	#38 (permalink)
chrispenycate resident pedantissimo Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Switzerland Posts: 5,381 Blog Entries: 9	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- My spaceship, being inanimate, is immune to all biological disease What if I travelled back in time and edited your post before it existed?

27th April 2009, 12:34 AM	#39 (permalink)
dustinzgirl Mod of Awesome Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,724	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- I'd wonder how you could edit something that didn't exist for you to edit before you editted it...... WWYD if my brain exploded from that temporal confusion?

27th April 2009, 08:50 AM	#40 (permalink)
HareBrain Lagomorphing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Sussex Posts: 4,415 Blog Entries: 8	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Set up a camera near the resulting mess, so I could get some good photos of vultures when they came to feed. WWYD if I refused to ask this question?

27th April 2009, 08:53 AM	#41 (permalink)
tangaloomababe Living in Paradise Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 1,243 Blog Entries: 1	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Make up my own answer, which would probaly have nothing to do with the question you did'nt ask! WWYD if I said I had the fountain of youth in my back yard

27th April 2009, 11:49 AM	#42 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Fill my fountain pen and write YA - forever WWYD if everyone had a fountain of youth in their back yard except you?

27th April 2009, 05:04 PM	#43 (permalink)
Constantine Opal Wampa Worrier Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Hampshire Posts: 93	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Get a very big trampoline and jump into theirs... OR grow very old and die. Simples! makes meerkat noise WWYD if the sky turned green and the sea turned purple and you grew another head?

27th April 2009, 05:06 PM	#44 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Become Emperor of the Galaxy and move house ... WWYD if your robot couldn't stop complaining about its diodes when you know perfectly well that no one builds circuits with diodes anymore?

27th April 2009, 05:08 PM	#45 (permalink)
Constantine Opal Wampa Worrier Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Hampshire Posts: 93	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- I'd point him at someone who knew that and get them to explain. I'm more a wood and cloth gal meself. WWYD if I sang out of tune?

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