What would you do if the person above you was-

[Starbeast]

Tell him to clean up the mess. Then give him one of those tiny air-blasters that are used to clean computers.

WWYDI the goldfish was flying around so fast, that he accidently breaks your tv?

[Interference]

Cancel my TV licence at once!

WWYDI your goldfish filled your TV with water and lived there for a while, guest starring in all your favourite programmes?

[Starbeast]

Kick back and enjoy the show.

WWYDI you found a tiny space ship that belonged to the goldfish and he pulled a raygun on you thinking you were going to expose his secret that he is an alien?

[Interference]

Pick up the spaceship and hit him on the head with it.

WWYDI the spaceship emptied out a crew of 429 more goldfish, all armed?

[Starbeast]

Smack the fish with the ship. LOL

Not make any sudden moves. Then apologize for thwacking their buddy on his little skull.

WWYDI the alien goldfish asked you how would you want to be punished for hurting their friend?

[Interference]

Say that I find the prolonged company of Jessica Alba dressed as Susan Storm among the most torturous experiences I can think of.

WWYDI Jessica Alba turned out to be both excruciatingly boring and invisible?

[Starbeast]

Be real disappointed. But I'd still try to **** *** ****** ***! And **** *** **** while *** ****** ** ****, **** ** *** ** *** ****. Then watch a movie.

WWYDI Jessica Alba was a fembot that was created by the goldfish to destroy you?

[Interference]

Bring it on! No, seriously. Please. Bring it on

WWYDI they brought it on but you had a headache?

[Starbeast]

Turn the hose on the goldfish, and wash them out the door. Then reprogram the fembot to be my servant.

WWYDI the goldfish left, but sent killer whales in deadly tripod machines after you?

[Interference]

Whistle a happy tune - and hope it means "these are not the humanoids you are looking for" in Whelsh.

WWYDI all whales spoke whelsh?

[Starbeast]

Be confused as they blasted me with their powerful tripods. But I'd be forced to learn their language after becoming their slave.

WWYDI whales could fly, and speak in any language?

[Interference]

Advise them that English is the international language of air traffic control

WWYDI the Whales couldn't speak English and were landing at an airfield near you?

[Starbeast]

Film them crashing, then post it on Youtube as "Funny Whale Accidents"

WWYDI the flying whales liked peeking in your windows trying to see the alien goldfish?

[Aaron Stone]

Toss them the goldfish disguised as whale treats.

WWYDI the whales flew away singing "So long and thanks for all the fish"?

[Interference]

Ask them to come back for an encore - they won't get away that easily this time....

WWYDI the goldfish told you they were going to have to demolish Earth to make way for a hyperspace by-pass?