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Interference · 29th May 2009, 09:51 AM

Vapourise

WWYD if an infant Kryptonian landed in your garden?

zaelyel · 31st May 2009, 02:00 AM

Look him up on the 'missing children' alien database.

WWYD if you sprouted a third arm?

Interference · 31st May 2009, 10:10 AM

Scratch my back ALLLL DAAAAYYYY! :d

WWYD if you found a third eye but in a completely useless place?

Werewoman · 17th June 2009, 04:34 AM

Buy a mirror (or mirrors, depending on the location of said third eye)

WWYD if Elton John became the PM of England?

Interference · 17th June 2009, 09:16 AM

Maybe the economy would get a rocket, man ...

WWYD if Saturday wasn't all right for fighting anymore?

Werewoman · 17th June 2009, 01:06 PM

Put a pistol in my shoulder holster and find Harmony Tonight.

HAH! Top that - three song titles in one answer! tee-hee!

WWYD if Elvis was really alive and sitting in your garden smoking a cigar?

Interference · 17th June 2009, 02:09 PM

Remind him that cigar smoking can kill and reinforce the advice with a tight grouping of slugs from a .357 that I keep handy to deter smokers from congregating in my garden.

WWYD if everyone in the world gave up smoking at once and suddenly they all got extremely touchy about every little thing?

Werewoman · 17th June 2009, 02:19 PM

Find the nearest, most desolate mountain and high-tail it up there cuz it would be ME shooting six rounds aimed perfectly into everything within a ten mile radius of me because I am one of them.

I hate it, but they're so damn addicting!! With all the new taxes now, I've had to cut way back, so what you say just might happen...

WWYD if you were caught with a .357?

Interference · 17th June 2009, 02:20 PM

Growl. It's what people with .357s do.

WWYD if someone painted your .357 pink?

Werewoman · 17th June 2009, 02:28 PM

Shoot them with my .38 and then hide the body in the Everglades.

WWYD if the existence of souls was proven by science?

Interference · 17th June 2009, 02:32 PM

I'd ask for proof of the existence of science.

WWYD if the ultimate answer to everything actually turned out to be "Sorry about that, everyone, it was all a bit of an experiment that went wrong"?

Boneman · 17th June 2009, 06:24 PM

I'd say "Where's that voice coming from?"

WWYD if all the football clubs in England went bankrupt at the same time?

Vargev · 17th June 2009, 08:00 PM

Watch Rugby instead.

WWYD If i put Michael Bolton C.D's on all weekend.

HareBrain · 17th June 2009, 08:24 PM

Press the planetary self-destruct button in my cellar.

WWYD if a woodchuck chucked?

Interference · 17th June 2009, 10:28 PM

See if a leaf beetle can sing and play guitar.

WWYD if there was only one way to do anything.

29th May 2009, 09:51 AM	#181 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Vapourise WWYD if an infant Kryptonian landed in your garden?

31st May 2009, 02:00 AM	#182 (permalink)
zaelyel Ruler of all worlds Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Warwickshire Posts: 76	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Look him up on the 'missing children' alien database. WWYD if you sprouted a third arm?

31st May 2009, 10:10 AM	#183 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Scratch my back ALLLL DAAAAYYYY! :d WWYD if you found a third eye but in a completely useless place?

17th June 2009, 04:34 AM	#184 (permalink)
Werewoman Wered. Very wered... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 264 Blog Entries: 5	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Buy a mirror (or mirrors, depending on the location of said third eye) WWYD if Elton John became the PM of England?

17th June 2009, 09:16 AM	#185 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Maybe the economy would get a rocket, man ... WWYD if Saturday wasn't all right for fighting anymore?

17th June 2009, 01:06 PM	#186 (permalink)
Werewoman Wered. Very wered... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 264 Blog Entries: 5	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Put a pistol in my shoulder holster and find Harmony Tonight. HAH! Top that - three song titles in one answer! tee-hee! WWYD if Elvis was really alive and sitting in your garden smoking a cigar?

17th June 2009, 02:09 PM	#187 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Remind him that cigar smoking can kill and reinforce the advice with a tight grouping of slugs from a .357 that I keep handy to deter smokers from congregating in my garden. WWYD if everyone in the world gave up smoking at once and suddenly they all got extremely touchy about every little thing?

17th June 2009, 02:19 PM	#188 (permalink)
Werewoman Wered. Very wered... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 264 Blog Entries: 5	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Find the nearest, most desolate mountain and high-tail it up there cuz it would be ME shooting six rounds aimed perfectly into everything within a ten mile radius of me because I am one of them. I hate it, but they're so damn addicting!! With all the new taxes now, I've had to cut way back, so what you say just might happen... WWYD if you were caught with a .357?

17th June 2009, 02:20 PM	#189 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Growl. It's what people with .357s do. WWYD if someone painted your .357 pink?

17th June 2009, 02:28 PM	#190 (permalink)
Werewoman Wered. Very wered... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 264 Blog Entries: 5	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Shoot them with my .38 and then hide the body in the Everglades. WWYD if the existence of souls was proven by science?

17th June 2009, 02:32 PM	#191 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- I'd ask for proof of the existence of science. WWYD if the ultimate answer to everything actually turned out to be "Sorry about that, everyone, it was all a bit of an experiment that went wrong"?

17th June 2009, 06:24 PM	#192 (permalink)
Boneman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: West Sussex Posts: 3,506	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- I'd say "Where's that voice coming from?" WWYD if all the football clubs in England went bankrupt at the same time?

17th June 2009, 08:00 PM	#193 (permalink)
Vargev he who never sleeps. Join Date: May 2009 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 141 Blog Entries: 4	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Watch Rugby instead. WWYD If i put Michael Bolton C.D's on all weekend.

17th June 2009, 08:24 PM	#194 (permalink)
HareBrain Lagomorphing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Sussex Posts: 4,399 Blog Entries: 8	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- Press the planetary self-destruct button in my cellar. WWYD if a woodchuck chucked?

17th June 2009, 10:28 PM	#195 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: What would you do if the person above you was- See if a leaf beetle can sing and play guitar. WWYD if there was only one way to do anything.

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