What would you do if the person above you was-

[Starbeast]

answer: I would realize that I must have died and I'm in Hell.



WWYDI you were offered the "PILL" choice like in the Matrix movie?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I would say "F" off to who offered it and go back to normal.



WWYDI you had a life-threatening disease that would be cured only by grape juice but every time you got to the grape juice something stopped you from tasting it?

[ColdBurn]

Eat grapes.

WWYDI you found a magic lamp and the Genie gave you three wishes on condition that they couldn't benefit you directly?

[Starbeast]

answer: I'd make 3 unselfish wishes for other people




WWYDI Darth Vader told you he was your father?

[ColdBurn]

I would call my mom and say, "WTF"?

WWYDI you had Jedi mind control power but evertime you used it you got a migraine?

[Starbeast]

answer: Use it once every year to make my boss give me a 6 month paid vacation, I'll deal with the pain.





WWYDI Jedi Master Yoda told you he was your father?


"Mmm-yes, your father am I.", he exclaimed with a grin.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Again, call my mother up and exclaim WTF!?!?!!?




WWYDI you found out Jabba the Hut was your father?

[Starbeast]

answer: Ask for my wealthy dad's inheritance and spend it like a madman.



WWYDI you woke up one morning to discover you were only 6 inches tall?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I would use it as an excuse not to do any work.



WWYDI you awoke one morning to discover that everything you truly owned and paid for with hard-earned money wasn't actually yours because laws changed that made private ownership of anything in existence illegal?

[Starbeast]

answer: I'd be very sad and die of boredom.




WWYDI all animals started talking and were upset for being used, abused and eaten?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Ignore the last part but try to help with the other two problems.


WWYDI you were allerigic to all foods except peaches and there was only one peach tree left in existence?

[Arwena]

Put a hedge around it and guard it with my life

WWYDI you were guarding your peach tree and someone told you there was a second peach tree fifty miles south with even more succulent peaches

[bunnypeaches]

I'd stick to my peach tree, but I'd have used the stones from all the peaches I'd eaten to plant new peach trees anyway till I had a peach orchard.

WWYDI you really hated the taste of peaches, and hated working your orchard even more?

[Arwena]

I'd consult the best doctors I know to find a cure for my allergy to anything but peaches

WWYDI the doctors cured your allergy but made everything taste like peaches

[Starbeast]

That would be just peachy.





WWYDI if you could fly?