What would you do if the person above you was-

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I would give you the shaving-cream-and-tickle treatment while YOU slept.



WWYDI Santa Clause was proven real and delivered to everyone's house but yours every year?

[Interference]

Assume he was getting back at me for not believing in him and not believe in him even more in spite.

WWYDI belief re-shaped reality?

[bunnypeaches]

My life'd be a lot more fun, and my world a much more pleasant place to be

WWYDI either your phone or the Chrons was messed up and you couldn't post replies for almost a week (a week!!)?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Go back to the hospital again. I've been out almost a month from Chrons because of my leg.



WWYDI you were blackmailed by a giant, intelligent chicken named Rob and had to do everything he told you to?

[Starbeast]

Originally Posted by Karn Maeshalanadae

WWYDI you were blackmailed by a giant, intelligent chicken named Rob and had to do everything he told you to?

answer: I'd call the cops on the giant and cook the chicken.

I hope your leg heals up Karn.

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WWYDI you found out that a Zombie Outbreak has infected your town?

[ColdBurn]

I would do whatever Rob told me to, but arrange things so that everything he demanded backfired. For example, if he ordered me to bring him great fat hens to fornicate with I would bring him Jennifer Hudson, Queen Latifa and Kirstie Alley. They would hen-peck him back into scratching in the dirt and crowing in the morning.

WWYDI if intelligent life was discovered on another planet?

[Arwena]

see if I could arrange a cultural exchange

WWYDI the other planet said no because we had nothing to offer

[Starbeast]

answer: Well I suppose we'd leave feeling a bit embarrassed.





question: WWYDI you found out that a Zombie Outbreak had infected your town?


*(I'm repeating the question because ColdBurn didn't answer it)

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Well, personally I'd be S.O.L. because I would be unable to run away.


WWYDI you found out that Zeus actually exists and you were one of his children?

[Starbeast]

answer: I'd be confused at first, then excited to find out what special powers I have as an immortal.




WWYDI you were chosen to be one of the fellowship to travel with Frodo?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Boot Frodo in the rear as he stood at the edge of the pit of Mt. Doom.



WWYDI your family was held hostage and would be killed unless you had to juggle flaming torches in public wearing nothing but a diaper every day for a month?

[Starbeast]

answer: Tell my family that I'm going to miss them.




WWYDI aliens landed their space ship in your backyard and wanted to use your bathroom?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Let them use the bathroom then hijack the spaceship while they were in there.



WWYDI you found out that you were diabetic but the only nonsugary food left on earth was alfalfa?

[Starbeast]

answer: Find cook books on alfalfa recipes.





WWYDI you found out that you were really a clone?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I would wonder why they would make such a poor quality clone.




WWYDI the world flooded except for a two-mile strip in the desert and your boat was stolen by a rich politician?