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Old 24th April 2009, 10:16 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Young meteorologist buys new convertable and sunglasses. He says this season will be "cool" but unusually warm.

The sales on the Iphone pass that of blackberry
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Old 24th April 2009, 10:21 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Apple Raspberry for Blackberry - Claims it will soon be Gooseberry


GM Europe to be bought by Fiat?
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Old 25th April 2009, 12:18 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Hummer to get Ferrari styling makeover...


FA have to re-lay turf at Wembly
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Old 25th April 2009, 12:23 AM   #49 (permalink)
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'FA: "Sod all at Wembley", again' - Supergrass.



Royal Mail Warns of Pay Freeze.
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Old 25th April 2009, 12:47 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Post office employees narrowly avoid pay-cut

Shout Your Frustrations Axed!

(People may get the idea that this subject bugs me somewhat, but in truth it only bugs me A LOT! )
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Old 25th April 2009, 01:04 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Axe-hit vent-all: "Damage to positive thinking," says administrator. ()


Levees "cannot save New Orleans"
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Old 25th April 2009, 05:03 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Saving New Orleans will be hard as Levees have been sucked up by a Black Hole.

Changing nature and its course is something humanity must avoid, for it is like playing with fire.
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Old 25th April 2009, 10:21 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Argument over Project Prometheus hots up.


Cow genome published
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Old 25th April 2009, 12:51 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Daisy and Ermentrude to appear on Parkinson - Why do all your guests promote books? asks a disgruntled Wossy


Atlantis found in Surrey
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Old 25th April 2009, 01:31 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Atlantis is surreal.

This game should be played in the Playroom.
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Old 25th April 2009, 01:37 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Game designer adds another rule.


Admins to be notified of new game design.
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Old 25th April 2009, 10:55 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Administration to Take Plans On Board




Ministers abandon hope of sharing out broadband spectrum
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Old 26th April 2009, 04:29 PM   #58 (permalink)
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The broadband spectrum have been declared confidential.

If I go crazy then you... you still call me Superman.
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Old 26th April 2009, 04:30 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Sex changer gives heroine new confidence

The door is locked and you can't come in
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Old 26th April 2009, 04:31 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I have been left behind.


Music is as creative as wording but not as stimulating as....
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