Inter-Galactic Moonilex Mixer

[Cudaer]

Greetings Earthlings!

I have just returned from my homeworld and with me I have the 'Inter-Galactic Moonilex Mixer' which is a device that combines two different things creating a third, totally different item.

I have left it in the Chrons Science laboratory for everyone to use. The only requirement is that the user must leave two items for the next user to combine and must leave them on the shelf next to the device.

In addition to this, when you have combined the items left by the previous user, you must tell us what its called and describe what it is or what it is used for.

As an example I just crossed a chicken with a cement mixer

This produced what I call the Chickment: A bird which lays ready made bricks!

Very useful item I thought

Any way I have left A robin red breast and a pint of semi-skimmed milk on the shelf.....Have fun!!

[Cudaer]

A Dibbled Mesmerism Stormier Kink - An electronic device used to detect a flaw or quirk in someone's personality


A Gob Stopper and a Compact Disc

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[Dave]

I'd like to help you, but the only thing that comes to mind at the moment is the old joke about crossing a kangaroo with a sheep and getting a Woolly Jumper.

Please tell me what you get from a robin red breast and a pint of semi-skimmed milk, because the suspense is killing me. Or, was that what the Dibbled Mesmerism Stormier Kink was? If so, I'm not sure I have the hang of this thread.

[ManTimeForgot]

A gob stopper and a compact disc yields a... disc breaker? A device used to stop the horrible screaming accompanying the listening of boy band CD's by teenage girls by changing all their discs into flimsy candy that shatters in their disc player...

Or something like that...


I think if that works that I will leave behind an antique pocket watch (circa 1850) and an original Colt Peacemaker.

MTF

[Dave]

Well, you get a Keep Cow Catcher Mattock Plea - which was the call for a device that strictly enforces that cowboys will show up precisely on time for market. Following that call, a device was invented, for used by ranchers in the American Wild West, by Joseph P Kellogg the Third, in the Summer of 1861, and patented later that same year. It is strapped to the horse's saddle where is slowly ticks down the time remaining. Failure results in making your own peace.

I've just been up to the shed and found some old junk to go into the mixer. There is a tin of green paint, a hammer with a loose head, and some earthenware plant pots.

[Cudaer]

A Genteel Hormone Shrimp - Discovered by a young female scientist in the late fourteenth century this peculiar creature helped women to fight for the right to vote, energising the whole womens lib movement. When fryed with lemongrass and garlic it was said to give the person a sense of well being.

As only two items can be placed in at any one time I have left the earthenware pots and added a pink toothbrush from the janitors bathroom