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12th April 2010, 07:57 AM
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| Moderator  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria
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| Re: 1000 Post Club MMMM....this tastes good. LICK, LICK, SLOBBER, SLOBBER, DROOL, HICCUP... SIGH.....  Pads off contentedly back to the 7th floor fortress waving to HJ in gratitude..... |
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12th April 2010, 09:03 AM
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| Fool  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales
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| Re: 1000 Post Club *spits out tar* What?! An alliance with the Ghoul of Drool?!? Welcome to my Revenge List, Karn!  *looks at self, and then looks at drool, and then looks back at self* Well this is great... |
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12th April 2010, 10:23 AM
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| Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales
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| Re: 1000 Post Club You seriously underestimate the genius of platypuses - which are amongst the smartest of duck-billed mammals I'll have you know. *empties the rest of the maple syrup out of the giant bottle, than tentatively edges out on to the sea of drool using the empty bottle as a boat* |
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12th April 2010, 11:40 AM
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| Where matter vanishes...  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club *Floats back in, then sighs...* Tsk. At least it's not on the door (the door's now escaped twice, although I'm hesitant to call it a charm if it happens again). *Lifts HJ out of the muck with a thermal, then points a finger and reduces the drool to a fine, powdery ash. Sends the ash up to the 7th level, whose denizens are heard to say, "Look, snow....."* |
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12th April 2010, 12:56 PM
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| Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Woo, thanks Grim! I was having trouble steering that bottle... Now to get that tar off me. Hmmm... *notices that the ash has got caught in the security mechanisms and has blocked the camera to the 7k club* *catches the elevator up and then pries the door open a crack with a handy crowbar* *sneaks past the drooling orcs that are playing in the snow* *jumps in the jacuzzi* *the water turns inky and black* *grins* |
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12th April 2010, 01:25 PM
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| Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Performs weekly flush of water from the Jacuzzi that leads down the inner pipes traveling back to the first floor via the whirling rotor blades designed to mash any solid matter before the resultant liquid is passed through the giant sieves for purification and ultimately transformed into drinking water by the first floor members for a tidy profit.... HMMM...that's odd. Looks like a trembling bill there disappearing down the Jacuzzi's drainpipe. I'll have to make sure I use more HCL next time as part of the sterilization process used when cleaning out the 7th floor Jacuzzi. Hands packet of hundred dollar "bills" to the Karn...  Night all... |
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12th April 2010, 05:09 PM
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| Bearly Believable  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND:
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| Re: 1000 Post Club I'm no longer resident in the 5000-post lounge, so don't have access to the 4000-post club butlers. (You could ask Culhwch; I'm sure he'd be willing to forego a little bit of luxury for the general good.) In the meantime, I'll do what I can. Which isn't much: as Brian has an home-from-home up here, no one would dare to make much of a mess here. Not that they would: Connavar is - as you'd expect - very well behaved, as is Annette, and I have other ways in which to make a nuisance of myself. (I imagine the Ghoul of Droll did what he could while he was passing (  ) through, but he's long gone....)* Has an idea! * I know: that's just not like me. * Sends a gross (appropriately enough) of mini-Ursas to help clear up the mess. * |
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12th April 2010, 11:25 PM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Well, no longer drool, Clanny, but when in Rome (or The Chrons)..... *Moves aside as "mini"-Ursas (still 8 feet tall) emerge from the elevator, grab every broom, mop, swifter and other cleaning implement in sight and begin their foray....* Now that's what I call a cleaning service.....although I'm surprised he didn't just summon a tumbleweed..... |
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13th April 2010, 12:28 AM
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| The Wicked Sword Maiden  | Re: 1000 Post Club Oh, just had a terrible thought! What if he starts to drool at the Convention? All those books, authors and other eye catching things I wonder, are there any mini-Ursas in Melbourne, Ursa? We might need to borrow them I'm happy to hear that HJ managed to survive his harrowing ordeal at least, although I am very ashamed of Karn  Accepting alll that money *Makes up a nice BBQ to which all levels are invited, as long as there is no drooling!* |
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