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GOLLUM · 8th April 2010, 10:43 AM

Just make sure that's not the Pepsi I was drooling in earlier OK?...

Ursa major · 8th April 2010, 10:43 AM

I'm a toner-person, not an ink-person.

* Plots how the Ghoul of Drool could be persuaded to take a powder.... *

Coming to a lounge near you: Pepsi-Mucks....

GOLLUM · 8th April 2010, 10:45 AM

Begins plotting counter attack to Ursa's powdery scheme....

Karn Maeshalanadae · 8th April 2010, 10:46 AM

Nah, it's not, Gollum, this Pepsi wasn't opened before I got a hold of it.

*A bolt of lightning strikes the table in front of him from out of nowhere* Jeez!

#Karn, what are you DOING!?! It's snowing, hailing, and raining outside all at the same time! Not to mention there's now a bunch of waterspouts in the ocean!#

I have no idea, little guy.....

Ursa major · 8th April 2010, 10:47 AM

* Works out that if he can find a way of blocking the ink-jet nozzles, this could provide a solution (

) for the drooling. *

Hilarious Joke · 8th April 2010, 10:48 AM

Whoops, gotta go!

Have fun kids! Sit down and relax Karn, and don't drink that Pepsi too quick!

*darts out*

GOLLUM · 8th April 2010, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manarion

Nah, it's not, Gollum, this Pepsi wasn't opened before I got a hold of it..

UM.....true but hasn't anyone told you about my new resealing invention yet?.....

GOLLUM · 8th April 2010, 10:49 AM

Ditto like HJ.

See you all anon...

Rosemary · 8th April 2010, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOLLUM

HAHA...Hey I wanna patent that! I like it very much...

Busily starts designing T-shirts with said slogan for WorldCon attendees...

Don't think you'll be getting me to wear one of those Precioussss, it won't match my skirt

Ursa major · 8th April 2010, 04:15 PM

You have to admit that Ghoul of Drool has a certain ring to it...

...which is probably why Gollum wants it.

Rosemary · 8th April 2010, 04:24 PM

Well I can understand that, Ursa

Preciousssss can have the ring and the Tshirt, although I don't think it will look so good with his leathers

However I am not going to be walking around the AussieCon wearing one nor carrying a mop.

Grimward · 8th April 2010, 10:11 PM

*Flows out of the sconce with the mop Rosie refuses to carry, and begins cleaning up excess from Droolish One's visit*

At least he missed the door this time.....

*The door whimpers. Finishes mopping up, and sets a plate of cheese (not Gorgonzola) and crackers outside the door for Esioul and Hatshepsut.*

Rosemary · 8th April 2010, 11:29 PM

Good evening Mr Grim! I think his valets should clean up the mess really.

Precioussss used to drool a lot years ago. There was an awful lot of mopping up to be done then

I wonder why he has started it up again?

Grimward · 9th April 2010, 04:54 AM

Sorry to have missed you, Rosie.

Ordinarily, I'd have to agree, but as the valets have done precious little that might be classified as helpful thusfar, we can't have newcomers to the Club greeted by puddles of drool....

Maybe we should see The Judge about an injunction....Ursa could call it the drool rule...

*Grim's Groaning Chorus moans softly in their sleep*

GOLLUM · 9th April 2010, 05:21 AM

Begin designing patent leather catsuit with Ghoul Of Drool emblazoned across it....

Hey! Who stole the mops?

8th April 2010, 10:43 AM	#1351 (permalink)
GOLLUM Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 9,196	Re: 1000 Post Club Just make sure that's not the Pepsi I was drooling in earlier OK?...

8th April 2010, 10:43 AM	#1352 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,048	Re: 1000 Post Club I'm a toner-person, not an ink-person. * Plots how the Ghoul of Drool could be persuaded to take a powder.... * Coming to a lounge near you: Pepsi-Mucks....

8th April 2010, 10:45 AM	#1353 (permalink)
GOLLUM Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 9,196	Re: 1000 Post Club Begins plotting counter attack to Ursa's powdery scheme....

8th April 2010, 10:46 AM	#1354 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club Nah, it's not, Gollum, this Pepsi wasn't opened before I got a hold of it. A bolt of lightning strikes the table in front of him from out of nowhere Jeez! #Karn, what are you DOING!?! It's snowing, hailing, and raining outside all at the same time! Not to mention there's now a bunch of waterspouts in the ocean!# I have no idea, little guy.....

8th April 2010, 10:47 AM	#1355 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,048	Re: 1000 Post Club * Works out that if he can find a way of blocking the ink-jet nozzles, this could provide a solution () for the drooling. *

8th April 2010, 10:48 AM	#1356 (permalink)
Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: 1000 Post Club Whoops, gotta go! Have fun kids! Sit down and relax Karn, and don't drink that Pepsi too quick! darts out

8th April 2010, 10:49 AM	#1358 (permalink)
GOLLUM Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 9,196	Re: 1000 Post Club Ditto like HJ. See you all anon...

8th April 2010, 04:15 PM	#1360 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,048	Re: 1000 Post Club You have to admit that Ghoul of Drool has a certain ring to it... ...which is probably why Gollum wants it.

8th April 2010, 04:24 PM	#1361 (permalink)
Rosemary The Wicked Sword Maiden Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia, Western Australia Posts: 4,062 Blog Entries: 34	Re: 1000 Post Club Well I can understand that, Ursa Preciousssss can have the ring and the Tshirt, although I don't think it will look so good with his leathers However I am not going to be walking around the AussieCon wearing one nor carrying a mop.

8th April 2010, 10:11 PM	#1362 (permalink)
Grimward Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,182	Re: 1000 Post Club Flows out of the sconce with the mop Rosie refuses to carry, and begins cleaning up excess from Droolish One's visit At least he missed the door this time..... The door whimpers. Finishes mopping up, and sets a plate of cheese (not Gorgonzola) and crackers outside the door for Esioul and Hatshepsut.

8th April 2010, 11:29 PM	#1363 (permalink)
Rosemary The Wicked Sword Maiden Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia, Western Australia Posts: 4,062 Blog Entries: 34	Re: 1000 Post Club Good evening Mr Grim! I think his valets should clean up the mess really. Precioussss used to drool a lot years ago. There was an awful lot of mopping up to be done then I wonder why he has started it up again?

9th April 2010, 04:54 AM	#1364 (permalink)
Grimward Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,182	Re: 1000 Post Club Sorry to have missed you, Rosie. Ordinarily, I'd have to agree, but as the valets have done precious little that might be classified as helpful thusfar, we can't have newcomers to the Club greeted by puddles of drool.... Maybe we should see The Judge about an injunction....Ursa could call it the drool rule... Grim's Groaning Chorus moans softly in their sleep

9th April 2010, 05:21 AM	#1365 (permalink)
GOLLUM Moderator Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 9,196	Re: 1000 Post Club Begin designing patent leather catsuit with Ghoul Of Drool emblazoned across it.... Hey! Who stole the mops?

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