19th March 2010, 12:10 AM
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| Fool  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales
Posts: 1,988
| Re: 1000 Post Club *burbles and moves bill around until head pokes out of molasses* *looks at his sorry state* *bursts into laughter* Ha ha ha, the cocktail umbrellas were a nice touch! |
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19th March 2010, 12:21 AM
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| Flaming Poltergeist  | Re: 1000 Post Club *Bows* Thankee. I work with what's given to me. *Picks up the very sticky platypus and sticks him to a nearby wall* You'll probably slide down to the floor eventually! *Wipes her super sticky hands and finds they're somewhat stuck together* Man, this stuff really is sticky... |
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19th March 2010, 12:28 AM
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| Bearly Believable  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND:
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Some are aquatic, apparently, but we'd better not mention this while HJ is around, him being furry and all. (He'd probably want to duck out.) And either way, he may still want to send you a bill.... |
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19th March 2010, 12:52 AM
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| Scottish Roman  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross
Posts: 3,811
| Re: 1000 Post Club Gently puts HJ on a newspaper and begins to rub him down with margarine, removing the worst of the mess. "Well, I'm probably the only one around here who respects that you're a protected species. Careful with the spurs, please, a good swim'll get you back to normal once I've finished." |
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19th March 2010, 02:49 AM
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| Keep Moving Forward!  | Re: 1000 Post Club Quote:
Oh. Sorry. I didn't realise you were... doing... erm... whatever it is you're doing. *laves hastily* | |
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19th March 2010, 03:19 AM
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| Where matter vanishes...  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
Posts: 2,182
| Re: 1000 Post Club *Pointedly looks at the door (which is snoring lightly), the ceiling, and everywhere BUT the margarine spectacle....* To quote Schultz from the old (going on "ancient") Hogan's Heroes series, "I saw noth-think"....  *Reconsiders and passes Ace some more newspapers (without looking) to help the process along, then checks under the trap door. Spies a likely barrel, then clambers down and hauls it out with dampened hands. Bursts back into flame from a safe distance, and scribes "For Nesa" on the top, leaving a rubber mallet and a tap.* |
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19th March 2010, 04:31 AM
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| The Cat  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Malaysia
Posts: 3,292
| Re: 1000 Post Club ... sigh ... AGAIN ... you just cannot come in here without some sort of hijinks going on. And now it involves margarine  Am going to get more whiskey.Grim ... you are supposed to minding the door so we don't all have to be witnesses to these errr ..... activities |
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19th March 2010, 04:44 AM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
Posts: 2,182
| Re: 1000 Post Club Can't help it much if the activities go on inside the joint, now can I? Doorkeeper is NOT to be confused with "Bouncer" in this instance (even if I do back up TEiN in pie-flinging from time to time....) *Nudges the barrel in the Cat's direction* You don't have to go far for that whiskey, madam....  |
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