15th March 2010, 07:53 PM
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| Ubi amici, ibi opes...  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southampton
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15th March 2010, 10:08 PM
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| Lochaber Axeman, QC  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Eeeeeew. TEiN, that sullied us all. Time for a nice hot bath...and not in Gollum's nassssty drool-covered Jacuzzi (which is full of old fish bones and rotten fish guts anyway). Think I'll head over to the Asylum to cleanse myself in the mensroom showers. |
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15th March 2010, 10:11 PM
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| Bearly Believable  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND:
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| Re: 1000 Post Club The plumbing in the 7000-post lounge must be well and truly blocked up (if only with fish bones and drool) by now. It won't be long before it starts backing up.... |
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16th March 2010, 03:25 AM
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| Where matter vanishes...  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Quote:
Argh, mate. You know I'd have your back in any pie-flinging contest, but we've got to find you some counseling if you're having hallucinations like that one...  | |
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16th March 2010, 03:32 AM
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| The Cat  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Malaysia
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| Re: 1000 Post Club An image of drool-covered orcs in scanty clothing was not needed this early in the morning, thank you. It's bad enough that the sun is all bright and cheery. Grim ... you might want to make sure the door will stand against any further drool-covered invasions. It might wish to finally make a break for it and you know, I'd not be blaming the poor thing. Also we're going to need a LOT of pink fluffy bunny slippers because it apparently stops the drooling. And no, I have no idea how and I don't think I want to know either. |
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16th March 2010, 03:49 AM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Even drool evaporates, given enough heat....   *Reassures door that carbon-shielding is more than proof against a little orc drool, murmuring soothing things like "entry of excellence", and "gate of greatness" to its hinges...* *Sends a spinning, fiery disk up to the 7th level, and appropriates a likely pair from Gollum's stash of pink fluffy bunny slippers, then sends them over to Madam Cat, thermal-like* |
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16th March 2010, 03:58 AM
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| The Cat Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Malaysia
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| Re: 1000 Post Club No no no .... the orcs are not drooling. His Moderatorship GOLLUM is doing the drooling. It just gets on everything in the vicinity is all. So the door will need to stand against His Moderatorship. Sigh GOLLUM drooling over scantily-clad orcs was not a needed image either. |
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16th March 2010, 04:16 AM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Orc drool, Gollum drool, it's all the same (the drool, that is), give or take a degree or two...  And I will ask you kindly, oh Wise Madam Cat of the grassy steppes, not to revisit that image again. I'd only just managed to remove it from my head....  |
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16th March 2010, 04:37 AM
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| The Cat Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Malaysia
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Am going to raid the whiskey cabinet in the Asylum. It's going to take rather more than canapes to deal with this. Ah and thank you for the fluffy bunny slippers. I don't suppose the door would consent to keeping the dislodged images safely locked away until they are needed as some sort of secret weapon. |
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16th March 2010, 05:25 AM
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| Moderator  Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Quote:
Well... maybe Terry Goodkind... or George Bush... or Dick Cheney.... | |
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16th March 2010, 05:39 AM
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| Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Yes, thank you (on the tea, that is). As for the secret weapon... barring the Newt going full-out chaotic on us again, I can't conceive of us needing a weapon quite that terrible.... |
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16th March 2010, 02:48 PM
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| Lochaber Axeman, QC Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Quote:
Ah, JD, you just made my day! LOL! And Nesa, I'll take you up on the whiskey that JD turned down. That will complete my recovery quite nicely. TEiN, never, ever do that again. | |
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