10th February 2010, 10:42 AM
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| Bearly Believable  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND:
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| Re: 1000 Post Club * A small, so-called giant, spider, appraches Ursa wearily. Ursa, who's body - when standing on his hind legs - is about half as tall again as an Ent's, wonders whether it's even worth his bother stomping on the poor, defenceless creature, let alone using any of the weapons built into his bio-mechanical body. * I'm sure it's endangered. * As gently as he can, Ursa lobs (  ) the creature out of the post club. *Now where's that excuse for a hobbit disappeared to? |
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10th February 2010, 10:55 AM
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| Re: 1000 Post Club * Back in the 4000-post lounge, Ursa contacts the French food police. * I think you'll find that the platypus was the victim in this case. And while he did drink some of the champagne slushie, he can't really be expected to understand just how wrong he was to do that. After all, he doesn't come from France. You can release him. What do you mean, he's gone...? |
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10th February 2010, 10:59 AM
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Injects telepathic device into HJ's brain cavity before depositing back behind couch in Club House. Ensures Ursa that he will be kept up to date on future "experiments" before returning to 7th Gate jacuzzi.... |
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10th February 2010, 06:14 PM
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| Where matter vanishes...  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club *Spares a moment from door duties and lobs a very small fireball at the Champagne Slushie machine in the 7th level's kitchen, reducing it to slag* After all, it is a family friendly site; can't have you two going around intoxicating and brainwashing impressionable young platypii...besides, he presents enough opportunities for your plots without such inducements! *Wonders if HJ might be able to reverse the flow on the telepathic device  , then returns to door-minding duties* |
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10th February 2010, 09:58 PM
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| Re: 1000 Post Club I'm not brainwashing anyone, Grim. Or drinking anything containing ethanol, for that matter. (I'm not Temperance or TT; it's just that I don't drink alcohol.) There a precious "few" involved in this underhand (not underhill) activity and his name should ring a bell. |
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10th February 2010, 10:24 PM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Oh, get over yourself!  *Gazes about the bourgeoisie 1st level parlor and reminds himself that he's also part of "the help"* Anyway, I suppose we'll have to do something about the spiders.... |
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