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Old 10th February 2010, 12:13 AM   #571 (permalink)
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*puts on an apron and dusts up the club dilligently*
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Old 10th February 2010, 12:42 AM   #572 (permalink)
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Still waiting for that pigeon.....

You wouldn't want me to lose patience with you now would you?....
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Old 10th February 2010, 12:44 AM   #573 (permalink)
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*sends message via remote control helicopter to Gollum in the 7k clubhouse*

Meet at 7k clubhouse to discuss Revenge Plan No. 1.

P.S. Please provide access to 7k clubhouse.
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Old 10th February 2010, 12:50 AM   #574 (permalink)
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Good. You're beginning to learn who your master is......

Fires up special translocator and meets with HJ for discussions on what best to serve with bear steak......
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Old 10th February 2010, 01:01 AM   #575 (permalink)
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Checks in-house camera before wandering off to fetch some salsa....
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Old 10th February 2010, 01:28 AM   #576 (permalink)
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Wow glitzy! Hey before we get down to revenge plans, how about we watch a movie on your imax screen? In massage chairs? You know, just to get the ole grey matter stimulated...
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Old 10th February 2010, 09:16 AM   #577 (permalink)
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It seems Grim is trying to egg me on (which is not on, if only because it reminds HJ of the primitive nature of the platypus reproductive system).


(Best not mention "down under" to any of these folk....)





* Wonders where Gollum is going to get bear steaks from. (Hasn't he heard of Tumbleweed technology?) *

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Old 10th February 2010, 09:39 AM   #578 (permalink)
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Thin ice, Ursa...
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Old 10th February 2010, 09:45 AM   #579 (permalink)
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Not up here in the Northern Hemisphere: it's still winter.
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Old 10th February 2010, 09:54 AM   #580 (permalink)
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Actually we have our own supplies up here on the 7th level. If I told you where we sourced them from I would have to kill you...and Yes that is rather the idea......

Hands HJ some snacks and 3D- Glasses to watch the movie......
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Old 10th February 2010, 10:02 AM   #581 (permalink)
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Cheers Gol! Glad we've worked out our differences!

*drinks champagne slushie*
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Old 10th February 2010, 10:06 AM   #582 (permalink)
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Yes that's it...relax. I need you to be completely comfortable. You look a little drowsy........

Begins to put master plan into action....
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* A team of crack French food police appear from nowhere; they grab the champagne slushie and take HJ back for questioning**. *









** - Which will probably start with the use of a stomach pump
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Old 10th February 2010, 10:21 AM   #584 (permalink)
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These your friends, Gollum?

*said in a sleepy voice*
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Old 10th February 2010, 10:27 AM   #585 (permalink)
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* Back at HQ. *


Sacrebleu! Zis champagne iz not onlee over-shilled, but it az bin adulterated! Wiz poyzon!

Why are you talking like that?

So zee down-under creature will understand.

Ah. Zat's okay. But don't mention his down under things.
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