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Old 3rd February 2010, 12:22 AM   #466 (permalink)
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Hmm.

*Wipes a bit of ice cream from her cheek and tastes it*

Well, Mr. Joke. What a mess you've caused here.


Very clever. Very funny.

But know this! I'm not going to do anything in revenge today. Or anytime soon, probably.

But one day...one day, when things are going great for you, and you're just going along minding your own business...that's when it'll strike.

You'll see.

I can wait. J.d can attest to this. I can wait.

*Sloshes out of the thread to go and get clean*
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Old 3rd February 2010, 12:43 AM   #467 (permalink)
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*slumps in a sofa*

Ah, a job well done! I sure hope Hoopy took that prank in the carefree and affectionate manner in which it was intended.

*tries to ignore a growing feeling of uneasiness*
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Old 3rd February 2010, 03:35 AM   #468 (permalink)
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Gollum pours the last of the arsenic into the Mr. Whippy ice-cream van before setting off to restock used containers.
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Old 3rd February 2010, 05:02 AM   #469 (permalink)
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Woo! Mr Whippy ice cream van!

*gets Mr Whippy*

Why does mine taste funny?

*vomits Whippy*

Uh oh, that isn't good...
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Old 3rd February 2010, 05:08 AM   #470 (permalink)
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Yes it is......
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Old 3rd February 2010, 05:14 AM   #471 (permalink)
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*vomits some Champagne and truffles that he stole earlier*

Ohhhh...
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Old 3rd February 2010, 05:19 AM   #472 (permalink)
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My plan begins to take its full effect....

In sympathy, hands HJ a specially designed retractable ladder in order to visit the Spa located at Gate 2 and the recently refurbished In-House movie theater found at Gate 3.
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Old 3rd February 2010, 05:35 AM   #473 (permalink)
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HMMM...HJ must be having too much fun with that new "toy" to respond.

I'll shall check back later to see what effect my plan has had on other members...
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Old 3rd February 2010, 05:57 AM   #474 (permalink)
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*was playing with the ladder*

*vomits in the Level 2 spa by accident*
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Old 3rd February 2010, 09:19 AM   #475 (permalink)
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I bet that's going to make those members' day...
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Old 3rd February 2010, 02:11 PM   #476 (permalink)
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Note to self: Check that there isn't another page of posts before posting new post.

What a mess.

In the immortal words of Bart Simpson: "I didn't do it."
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Old 3rd February 2010, 02:19 PM   #477 (permalink)
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Hey Clansman, I found a freezer box full of rich, creamy vanilla. Gollum must have missed it down here on the low life level. Ummm, you did know that people whose favorite flavor is vanilla are the most interesting people in the world? right?
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Old 3rd February 2010, 02:27 PM   #478 (permalink)
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OH...yes please do take that tub of extra creamy vanilla ice cream...
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Old 3rd February 2010, 04:21 PM   #479 (permalink)
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But I wanted some of the choc chip ice cream, what a waste

Just because Preciousssss says there are traps at Gate such and such, doesn't mean there are not any somewhere else

He's very tricksssssy you know
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Old 3rd February 2010, 08:17 PM   #480 (permalink)
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Ummm! that was good. It had a bit of a queer after taste.

Where was I in my Bible reading?

Oh yeah, "And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people and they will get well."
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