1000 Post Club

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by HareBrain

Do you know how difficult it was to avoid making meaningless post after meaningless post, so I wouldn't seem too eager?

It's been worse for me: so many of my posts have double-meanings, quite a few probably count as being double-meaning-less. ()

[chopper]

right. feet up. time for Bourbon. and bourbons. mmm.

[TheEndIsNigh]

Originally Posted by HareBrain

Ah, here at last. I feel like my whole life has been leading up to this point. Do you know how difficult it was to avoid making meaningless post after meaningless post, so I wouldn't seem too eager?

Now, lead me to the club's secret library. I assume this is where I get to find out why the pyramid is really on the dollar bill, and who was Kaspar Hauser?

Sadly you don't even get a free comfy chair.

They don't even come round to put new matchstick in your eye's now either.

As for drinks, food and... erm... toilets - forget them.

[HoopyFrood]

All the threes for me.

[Interference]

Needing somewhere to hang for a calm moment, seeking solemn peace, I amble in and begin to ramble. No one here, no one to hear. Solitude solemnly permits solace. The sun's attitude is permissive ...

1268 - Simple: half twelve is six. Half six is three which divided into twelve gives 4 which multiplied by two gives eight. Hence 1268 is a magic number of fours and threes and halves. 1269, on the other hand, possesses the half of three multiplied by itself, so it, too, is a magic number of threes. 1270 will be a magic number because there is no numerical symmetry in it whatsoever, unless you consider the three and the four which make up the seven, when multiplied together, giving twelve. So maybe it's magic, too, after all. I'm going to have trouble with 1271, though. The bracketed 27 looks interesting but really it isn't.

Expect something similar from that post.

Expect nothing from this - it doesn't count

[Hilarious Joke]

Holy moley Interference, if only you put that mind towards a worthwhile cause (e.g. breaking into the 3,000 club room), you could achieve great things...

[Interference]

I've often been told I could make a difference if only I used my power for good instead of evil ....

[HoopyFrood]

Oi, why the 3,000 club? We've got nothing in there, yet!


Er...nothing at all.

[pyan]

I'd avoid breaking into the 5,000, 6,000, 9,000, 10,000 and 12,000 club rooms, too - there's some really unpleasant surprises up there...

[Interference]

Alright, lads, unload the truck through here, now, please. Yes, yes, this really is the 6000 club. Yes, that stuff is for us, you can put the bear by the bar and the beer in the bore - he's beginning to sober up ...

[pyan]

Beer? Can't be for us - we're waiting for the champagne and foie gras delivery...

[Interference]

... and the foie gras goes in the fridge with the champagne ... easy with the statues, lads ...

[Hilarious Joke]

Holy crap a chocolate fountain!

I mean... yes, a chocolate fountain which belongs to us yes everything is in order.

[HoopyFrood]

Hey! Send some this way! The three thousand club needs filling, too.

[Interference]

*sends a spare dozen ostrich eggs to the 3000 club*

We of the 6000 club are noted for our charitable acts toward those less fortunate ....

*ducks as a gold-threaded cushion whizzes past his head and lands on the divan*

Ah, the toilet soft-coverings ... TEiN will be pleased ...