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[Ursa major]

Gary's experience with the fridge is odd. Normally a sense of reality arrives with the 'cold light' of day....

[Hex]

Are there any drinks in that fridge?

And when does Gary dance? We've heard rumours.

[springs]

Yeah, we're ready to cheer along....


and did I hear a rumour about hidden calendars? If we can bring our sexy pilot's calendar along, the other one can come out of the drawer it was hidden in earlier. All for equality here.

*oh and the contents of a disused cocktail bar have been delivered*

[Ursa major]

* Waves to the new members, before using his telescope to try to determine whether any of the contents of that formerly-disused cocktail bar are worth a sip. *


Hello, down there!

[Gary Compton]

Originally Posted by Parson

I refuse to use chinky as a noun.

Hey! My Chinese friends are more Geordie than me, they're not offended by my political incorrectness.

Originally Posted by Clansman

No, the light went out when he closed the fridge door.

You know the saying Clansman, "the lights are on but nobody's in."

That's me in a few words.

Originally Posted by Hex

Are there any drinks in that fridge?

And when does Gary dance? We've heard rumours.

Well I can assure you there is no food, just the delights of a heavy drinking, hairy arsed, boring wannabe writer. I could send a glass eye to sleep!!

Originally Posted by springs1971

Yeah, we're ready to cheer along....


and did I hear a rumour about hidden calendars? If we can bring our sexy pilot's calendar along, the other one can come out of the drawer it was hidden in earlier. All for equality here.

*oh and the contents of a disused cocktail bar have been delivered*

It's a good idea but sadly I have more rolls than Greggs. Got on a set of speaking scales the other day and it said, "Your height is eight foot two!"

Originally Posted by Ursa major

Gary's experience with the fridge is odd.

You calling me odd from a man who lives inside a teddy bear. Get a grip or I'll give you a good stuffing

[Hex]

Bah. I wouldn't have struggled so hard to get here if I'd known the dancing rumour was unfounded.

Excellent. Drinks. What's this blue one?

Now, where shall we put our calendar, springs?

[Ursa major]

In the utility room, next to the sink.

(I'm assuming that calendar includes a fair number of washboards....)

[springs]

In the new cocktail bar, Hex, right beside the fridge filled with sauvignon and vodka and room for anything you want to add

[Ursa major]

Leaflets about the demon drink?

[springs]

*looks in fridge*

Nope no demons. Sorry

[Hex]

Originally Posted by springs1971

Nope no demons. Sorry

Maybe they dissolved in the alcohol.

I'll put the calendar here so we can admire the uniforms.

Is there any tea? -- son2 decided that 5am was a good time to wake up. Since I was up late last night wrestling zombies it was a bit of a struggle.

[springs]

Strong coffee there you go - a most intriging uniform on mr feb if I do say so myself...

[Ursa major]

I suppose we should be grateful that they're wearing something.

[Hex]

Surely you didn't think...?

What's on your calendar?

Oh.

Well I... I feel quite faint. Where's the chaise longue?

[Ursa major]

I don't know. I've never seen this other calendar.




(I guess it's too much to hope that it shows one bear after another....)