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Clansman · 1st November 2011, 02:49 PM

PHEW!

Ummm, Karn? Kirby needs a change. Like, NOW.

*Clansman trudges to closet in search of Febreeze, or a scented candle*

Parson · 1st November 2011, 11:30 PM

Parson helpfully fills the incense pot and lights it. Come on Karn, do your duty!

Karn Maeshalanadae · 2nd November 2011, 03:41 AM

Kirby does NOT wear diapers.

He's a star warrior.

Essentially a baby, but not like human.

I think it's Juken that needs the change.

Ursa major · 2nd November 2011, 10:03 AM

It's good to see someone's doing their duty....

Clansman · 2nd November 2011, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karn Maeshalanadae

Kirby does NOT wear diapers.

He's a star warrior.

Essentially a baby, but not like human.

I think it's Juken that needs the change.

I didn't say he wore diapers, I said he needed a change! The fact that he doesn't wear diapers just makes the problem a little more urgent (at least for you and Kirby).

The stench is enfolding your young star warrior, a miasma of foulness that is unmistakable to anyone who ever held a child that has filled his or her pants. Which I have on more occasions than I care to remember.

Juken hasn't been around the 1000 Post Club in ages. Nice try pal, but your youngster is the source. Get 'im clean, or get 'im out to stink up some other joint.

*Clansman torches up fifty cinnamon Christmas candles, violently spraying Febreeze everywhere*

Karn Maeshalanadae · 2nd November 2011, 07:32 PM

Honestly, Kirby takes baths! Granted, it's been too cold for there to be any swimming, but he bathes!

*Sniffs Kirby* Erp....on second thought, Clansman, you're right. I thought he was bathing regularly but it seems I have to take a scrubber to this little balloon ball.

"PAIYO!!!!!" *Kirby gets a cute look of forlorn sadness on his face as Karn drags him off to the bathtub*

Hilarious Joke · 3rd December 2011, 02:43 AM

*wanders in*

Ah, the memories...

How is everyone?

Parson · 3rd December 2011, 05:31 AM

The Parson is busy in his cave retreat. There are the definite aroumas of a ham on the rotisserie and a peach pie in oven. He's getting ready for a few guests to drop by.

Hilarious Joke · 3rd December 2011, 06:53 AM

Mmm! Lucky guests!

Parson · 3rd December 2011, 03:53 PM

I hope so. The ham is being glazed in a honey and brown sugar drip, after being smoked in an apple wood smoker. And the peaches are fresh picked, firm but sweet. The crust is my Mom's special recipe baked with lard rather than shortening. The top crust has a sugar sprinkled over the cross hatch top crust.

(I'm drooling just imagining all of this.

)

Interference · 3rd December 2011, 04:11 PM

There are Santas everywhere!

RJM Corbet · 8th December 2011, 02:21 PM

Am still alive. In case anyone noticed my 3 month absence. But limited to 30min now and again on library compter, so forced to deny everyone my gems of wisdom until I get proper PC access.

Regards to everyone at Chrons

Clansman · 15th December 2011, 05:19 PM

Good to see you, RJM! Parson, you are not helping with my own challenge! Especially at this time of year.

Christmas baking is not my problem. It is cheese (there is a shop just 'round the corner. All of my favourites (well, all cheese is my favourite)). Seriously, I should be in the next Wallace and Gromit movie.

Interference · 15th December 2011, 05:23 PM

Yes, you were missed, RoJ.

Parson · 15th December 2011, 05:25 PM

Good to hear from you RJM!

Clanny, Baking is not my problem it is eating what was baked.

If you been following my weight loss progress --- You'll know that this is a serious problem for me. -- I've only lost two pounds since Thanksgiving.

1st November 2011, 02:49 PM	#2836 (permalink)
Clansman Lochaber Axeman, QC Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,893	Re: 1000 Post Club PHEW! Ummm, Karn? Kirby needs a change. Like, NOW. Clansman trudges to closet in search of Febreeze, or a scented candle

1st November 2011, 11:30 PM	#2837 (permalink)
Parson This world is not my home Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,240 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club Parson helpfully fills the incense pot and lights it. Come on Karn, do your duty!

2nd November 2011, 03:41 AM	#2838 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club Kirby does NOT wear diapers. He's a star warrior. Essentially a baby, but not like human. I think it's Juken that needs the change.

2nd November 2011, 10:03 AM	#2839 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,047	Re: 1000 Post Club It's good to see someone's doing their duty....

2nd November 2011, 07:32 PM	#2841 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club Honestly, Kirby takes baths! Granted, it's been too cold for there to be any swimming, but he bathes! Sniffs Kirby Erp....on second thought, Clansman, you're right. I thought he was bathing regularly but it seems I have to take a scrubber to this little balloon ball. "PAIYO!!!!!" Kirby gets a cute look of forlorn sadness on his face as Karn drags him off to the bathtub

3rd December 2011, 02:43 AM	#2842 (permalink)
Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: 1000 Post Club wanders in Ah, the memories... How is everyone?

3rd December 2011, 05:31 AM	#2843 (permalink)
Parson This world is not my home Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,240 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club The Parson is busy in his cave retreat. There are the definite aroumas of a ham on the rotisserie and a peach pie in oven. He's getting ready for a few guests to drop by.

3rd December 2011, 06:53 AM	#2844 (permalink)
Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: 1000 Post Club Mmm! Lucky guests!

3rd December 2011, 03:53 PM	#2845 (permalink)
Parson This world is not my home Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,240 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club I hope so. The ham is being glazed in a honey and brown sugar drip, after being smoked in an apple wood smoker. And the peaches are fresh picked, firm but sweet. The crust is my Mom's special recipe baked with lard rather than shortening. The top crust has a sugar sprinkled over the cross hatch top crust. (I'm drooling just imagining all of this.)

3rd December 2011, 04:11 PM	#2846 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: 1000 Post Club There are Santas everywhere!

8th December 2011, 02:21 PM	#2847 (permalink)
RJM Corbet Never Sure Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Devon Posts: 1,782 Blog Entries: 12	Re: RJM Still Alive Am still alive. In case anyone noticed my 3 month absence. But limited to 30min now and again on library compter, so forced to deny everyone my gems of wisdom until I get proper PC access. Regards to everyone at Chrons

15th December 2011, 05:19 PM	#2848 (permalink)
Clansman Lochaber Axeman, QC Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,893	Re: 1000 Post Club Good to see you, RJM! Parson, you are not helping with my own challenge! Especially at this time of year. Christmas baking is not my problem. It is cheese (there is a shop just 'round the corner. All of my favourites (well, all cheese is my favourite)). Seriously, I should be in the next Wallace and Gromit movie.

15th December 2011, 05:23 PM	#2849 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: 1000 Post Club Yes, you were missed, RoJ.

15th December 2011, 05:25 PM	#2850 (permalink)
Parson This world is not my home Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 3,240 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club Good to hear from you RJM! Clanny, Baking is not my problem it is eating what was baked. If you been following my weight loss progress --- You'll know that this is a serious problem for me. -- I've only lost two pounds since Thanksgiving.

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