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Old 6th June 2011, 09:48 AM   #2701 (permalink)
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Welcome to the 1000 Post Club, Moonbat.


The main thing is not to walk into one of those many posts. (Why they couldn't use a properly designed ceiling, goodness only knows....)
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Old 6th June 2011, 10:32 AM   #2702 (permalink)
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that reminds me of a joke.

A Moonbat walks into a post.....
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Old 6th June 2011, 11:07 AM   #2703 (permalink)
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Well, just make sure no one goes around ordering Double Entendres in this joke...

Welcome to the Club, Moonbat! I would offer a glass of champagne, but I'm not sure how well it goes with beer.

Apart from the posts -- our version of the Alhambra** -- the other things you need to watch out for are (a) puns and (b) drool. Both, regrettably, get everywhere and both need to come equipped with health warnings.


** the one in Bradford, naturally...
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Old 6th June 2011, 04:01 PM   #2704 (permalink)
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To be fair, there's really only one source of the drool, a horde of orcs.

Unfortunately, that source is in the 8000-post lounge.
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Old 6th June 2011, 04:34 PM   #2705 (permalink)
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Well I'm safe for nearly 7000 more posts
At my current rate that should be 28 years.
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Old 6th June 2011, 04:44 PM   #2706 (permalink)
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To be fair, there's really only one source of the drool, a horde of orcs.

Unfortunately, that source is in the 8000-post lounge.

However, there is me that Moonbat needs to watch out for....me and Kirby.


Though I haven't really done any mischief myself for quite a while....
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Old 6th June 2011, 04:46 PM   #2707 (permalink)
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While the 8000-post lounge is the source of the problem, and the lair of the Ghoul of Drool, the sticky mess gets everywhere, and not only by accident.


One of the purposes of the 100-post club beach and the water that laps it is to cleanse oneself.
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Well that is true, and believe me, it's far worse being covered with sticky drool when one is made of water.
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Old 6th June 2011, 04:49 PM   #2709 (permalink)
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I can imagine (though I wish I couldn't).
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Old 6th June 2011, 04:53 PM   #2710 (permalink)
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Yes, it would mean leaving the protective, shapeshifting shell behind and exposing such essence as until a time one can get to a suitable water source. Hehe.


Speaking of drool....Kirby wake up!!!!
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Old 6th June 2011, 08:55 PM   #2711 (permalink)
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*Flows out of a sconce*

Welcome moonie. I guess the warning about watching for the odd ceiling support would be a bit late....

And a little drool never hurt anyone (who could properly vaporize it, that is ).
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Old 6th June 2011, 11:15 PM   #2712 (permalink)
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Welcome Moonbat! Too bad you don't like pina coladas.

*eyes off all the pina coladas he made thirstily*

Yep, real shame...

By the way Grim, I really liked Washington DC, real nice town!!
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Old 6th June 2011, 11:18 PM   #2713 (permalink)
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Is that DC as in *drinks coladas* ?
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Old 6th June 2011, 11:23 PM   #2714 (permalink)
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Oh boy. Wash(ington) your mouth out with soap Ursa, for such dirty punning!
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Old 6th June 2011, 11:26 PM   #2715 (permalink)
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Well, D.C. occasionally does something right, HJ.

What did you get to see here?
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