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3rd May 2010, 10:28 PM
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| Where matter vanishes...  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club *Flows out of the sconce to find Mr. B has already made himself at home,* Well, a belated welcome must suffice, I fear. Good job, Boney! I'd offer to take your cape and hat, but you don't seem to have these. To make amends for my tardiness, allow me to escort you down the hall here to the lounge, where I'm sure a decent margarita can be found..... *Dampens arm and excorts the Good Boneman to the louge* Esioul may be along to join you shortly.....or not.... |
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4th May 2010, 10:44 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: West Sussex
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Eye Thank you! I'm bone-tired and need a good sit-down in a decent lounge. Someone made me some margaritas, and I have no recollection of where and when - so the club is everything it's cracked up to be...Yippee! |
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4th May 2010, 06:06 PM
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| Tonari no Totoro  | Re: 1000 Post Club *Wanders in with Tempest, packing a large crate* Just set it down in the corner, Temp. "Karn, are you sure you know what you're doing?" *Tempest huffs and sets the crate down* Sure. This is the new Automatic Wish Granter 9000. Perfect for our club. *Pulls out the directions* Hmm.....anybody know how to read Swahili? "Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" |
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4th May 2010, 10:06 PM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club Quote:
 *Looks askance at the wish granter 9000, then hurriedly wish-proofs the door, which is getting a little nervous....* | |
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4th May 2010, 10:35 PM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club *Borrows a tumbleweed out of Ursa's back pocket (as opposed to the floor) and introduces it to the Wish Granter 9000....* Wish Granter, Tumbleweed. Tumbleweed, Wish.... CHOMP! Oh, would you look at that. Glad my hand wasn't anywhere near there......er, sorry Karn, but at least we now know what Tumbleweeds eat!  Maybe the tumbleweeds have now assimilated wish granting capability? |
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4th May 2010, 11:11 PM
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| Tonari no Totoro | Re: 1000 Post Club *Wanders back in to see Tumbleweeds munching on the machinery and throws his hands in the air* I give up. Try to do something nice for your friends and what do they do? Send in a bunch of sentient, metal-munching, rolling roots to scrap it. *Wanders into the corner muttering loudly* |
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4th May 2010, 11:12 PM
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| Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland
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| Re: 1000 Post Club *Wishes that ingested Wish Granter was appropriately tagged as "Does Not Convey"* *The tumbleweed stares at the fiery being, belches bits of paper and Wish Granter, then hops back into Ursa's pocket. Floats over to paper bits, dampens a hand, and arranges them into words.....* It says "Does Not Convey"....how about that? If only everything were this easy..... *Grabs Karn a decaffeinated Pepsi and a glass of ice* It's not all bad *hands Pepsi and glass to Watery One*.....besides, how was I to know that the Tumbleweed would eat it? They don't usually show their teeth.....  |
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