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The Judge · 28th April 2010, 10:55 PM

Good evening to you, Master Doorward. May I say how well the Door is looking -- as refined and elegant as any portal could wish to be. Bathing in champagne clearly suits it. Which reminds me, I know that certain... er... creatures have the use of a Jacuzzi on higher levels, but are there any facilities for a nice champagne bath here?

Karn Maeshalanadae · 29th April 2010, 01:38 AM

And a deeper glimpse into TJ's mind is revealed.....

Grimward · 29th April 2010, 07:35 AM

*Sees Boneman round the corner and start up the drive. Sets out a plate of devils-on-horseback for him, and for Es as she's taken over Hat's old statue occupation!

*

*Departs then, in search of mythical sleep....*

GOLLUM · 29th April 2010, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimward

I suspect this is the latest of Karn's quests for world domination

. .

Pfft...one weeks hard labour cleaning out the Jacuzzi should put pay to such thoughts....

Ursa major · 29th April 2010, 05:14 PM

It would, simultaneously, dampen his enthusiasm and be a blow....

Karn Maeshalanadae · 29th April 2010, 05:46 PM

Cleaning out the Jacuzzi, hmm? I wonder if Gollum forgets that I'm originally made of water?

Besides, I have a stubborn streak that would try a mule's patience.

Grimward · 29th April 2010, 10:26 PM

Now there's a new element for you to assimilate....drool. Scientists have yet to ascertain its fundamental properties (in Gol's case, anyway), and our favorite 7th level trouble-maker could take you on as a droolamental apprentice......

*Hear's the catch-phrase "You're Fired!" in Karn's future!

*

The Judge · 29th April 2010, 10:54 PM

Can one fire drool? Is it ignitable?

While we ponder these questions, could someone help me shift these bottles of champagne from the fridge, please. I've found a tub in a back room and I'm waiting for my bath. Try not to shake the bottles up too much, though. A little fizz is one thing. I don't want the tub to be jaccuzzi'd to pieces.

Has anyone got a loofah?

Ursa major · 29th April 2010, 10:57 PM

For what...?

Karn Maeshalanadae · 29th April 2010, 11:04 PM

Tempest, go see to TJ's......strange......needs, will you? I have a certain fiery being to deal with around here......

"This way, Judge....."

The Judge · 29th April 2010, 11:17 PM

Thank you, my dear boy... er... creature. If you take those bottles, I can manage the glass. It isn't at all strange, you know. Just a little tickly. And a good bit more hygienic than asses's milk which has a tendency to curdle.

A loofah me, of course, Ursa.

*exits singing Champagne Charlie*

Karn Maeshalanadae · 29th April 2010, 11:29 PM

I wonder if TJ knows that Tempest is a dragon....? *Shrugs*

GOLLUM · 30th April 2010, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karn Maeshalanadae

Cleaning out the Jacuzzi, hmm? I wonder if Gollum forgets that I'm originally made of water?

Besides, I have a stubborn streak that would try a mule's patience.

I'm hearing you......

All that needs to be said is that "Drool Is Cool"...... HMMM....Hey I did a funny that even rhymes. Yeh! Pads off to the Jacuzzi to start drafting T-Shirt logo to this effect. I could make millions with this to help fund my Orc army. You will taste Bear flesh! MUWAHAA!!!

Hey C'mon. It is Friday here after all. Some allowances have to be made....

Karn Maeshalanadae · 30th April 2010, 03:41 AM

Orcs, hmm? I suppose we should see how well they fight when lightning, darkness, and entire oceans worth of rain storm down from the skies for thousands of miles, along with tornadoes and hurricane winds.

Majimaune · 30th April 2010, 07:00 AM

I had to share... 2,222

28th April 2010, 10:55 PM	#1531 (permalink)
The Judge Truth. Order. Moderation. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,938 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club Good evening to you, Master Doorward. May I say how well the Door is looking -- as refined and elegant as any portal could wish to be. Bathing in champagne clearly suits it. Which reminds me, I know that certain... er... creatures have the use of a Jacuzzi on higher levels, but are there any facilities for a nice champagne bath here?

29th April 2010, 01:38 AM	#1532 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club And a deeper glimpse into TJ's mind is revealed.....

29th April 2010, 07:35 AM	#1533 (permalink)
Grimward Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,183	Re: 1000 Post Club Sees Boneman round the corner and start up the drive. Sets out a plate of devils-on-horseback for him, and for Es as she's taken over Hat's old statue occupation! Departs then, in search of mythical sleep....

29th April 2010, 05:14 PM	#1535 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,055	Re: 1000 Post Club It would, simultaneously, dampen his enthusiasm and be a blow....

29th April 2010, 05:46 PM	#1536 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club Cleaning out the Jacuzzi, hmm? I wonder if Gollum forgets that I'm originally made of water? Besides, I have a stubborn streak that would try a mule's patience.

29th April 2010, 10:26 PM	#1537 (permalink)
Grimward Where matter vanishes... Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,183	Re: 1000 Post Club Now there's a new element for you to assimilate....drool. Scientists have yet to ascertain its fundamental properties (in Gol's case, anyway), and our favorite 7th level trouble-maker could take you on as a droolamental apprentice...... Hear's the catch-phrase "You're Fired!" in Karn's future!

29th April 2010, 10:54 PM	#1538 (permalink)
The Judge Truth. Order. Moderation. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,938 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club Can one fire drool? Is it ignitable? While we ponder these questions, could someone help me shift these bottles of champagne from the fridge, please. I've found a tub in a back room and I'm waiting for my bath. Try not to shake the bottles up too much, though. A little fizz is one thing. I don't want the tub to be jaccuzzi'd to pieces. Has anyone got a loofah?

29th April 2010, 10:57 PM	#1539 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,055	Re: 1000 Post Club For what...?

29th April 2010, 11:04 PM	#1540 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club Tempest, go see to TJ's......strange......needs, will you? I have a certain fiery being to deal with around here...... "This way, Judge....."

29th April 2010, 11:17 PM	#1541 (permalink)
The Judge Truth. Order. Moderation. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hampshire Posts: 4,938 Blog Entries: 5	Re: 1000 Post Club Thank you, my dear boy... er... creature. If you take those bottles, I can manage the glass. It isn't at all strange, you know. Just a little tickly. And a good bit more hygienic than asses's milk which has a tendency to curdle. A loofah me, of course, Ursa. exits singing Champagne Charlie

29th April 2010, 11:29 PM	#1542 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club I wonder if TJ knows that Tempest is a dragon....? Shrugs

30th April 2010, 03:41 AM	#1544 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: 1000 Post Club Orcs, hmm? I suppose we should see how well they fight when lightning, darkness, and entire oceans worth of rain storm down from the skies for thousands of miles, along with tornadoes and hurricane winds.

30th April 2010, 07:00 AM	#1545 (permalink)
Majimaune Actum pro novus diem Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 2,234 Blog Entries: 1	Re: 1000 Post Club I had to share... 2,222

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