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[Rosemary]

Ooooh, thanks for the icecream, HJ
Yes we have robot butlers but they are a bit slow, so it's easier to get it myself!

The Universities really keep you all busy don't they and out of mischief I expect.

I hope you really enjoy life after mid-semester!

Just a very quiet day for me I'm afraid but at least I got to read some more of my new book.

[GOLLUM]

MMM.... I like ice cream. Lick, lick, slurp, slurp, DROOL.....

Takes a large tub of chocolate chip ice-cream to consume back at the 7th floor Jacuzzi...

[Ursa major]

And after all that, the Ghoul of Drool will probably think he's invented the Aero.


Although Drool-flavour would be novel....

[GOLLUM]

Bring it on!......Sounds positively awesome...

[Ursa major]

You could set up a shop to sell it and similar products.

It'll need an upmarket sort of name.

What about:

Salle Ivor

[GOLLUM]

Nice.......

Starts handing Bear Salle Ivor labels to place onto ice cream containers.

This is going to be huge!....

[Ursa major]

You can't be running out of drool, can you?


What a shame.

[The Judge]

Who on earth would buy the stuff? Though if Monsieur Sal E. Vant needs a title for anything, then Bearing in mind his usual habitat, shouldn't it be J'Acusse-ee...

[GOLLUM]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

You can't be running out of drool, can you?
What a shame.

Of course not. Those were pre-licked labels I was handing you silly. You'll be amazed at how my patented Drool will make your paws wrinkle free.....

[Hilarious Joke]

I'm finished, I'm finished!

*grabs some champagne from the fridge and pops off the cork and starts guzzling*

*splurts and coughs after two seconds, getting champagne everywhere*

Damn, I really thought I'd be able to do that.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*The door creaks open slowly, and a mere shadow slips in*


Alright, the map said it was in here somewhere.....elemental darkness.....

"Um, Karn....."

Quiet, Tempest! You search for it! If you see a shadow that won't disappear from the flashlight, tell me!

[Clansman]

Hmmm. This place hasn't changed during my absence. Drool, HJ baiting Karn, and the Judge sipping cocktails.

I'll take a Hobgoblin Ale, and watch the fun.

[Grimward]

*Enters, rendering flashlight obsolete*

Don't see any shadows, though.....

*Vaporizes residual champagne splashed on door*

Can't be welcoming members with a door that looks like a party was held on it, can we? Might I suggest sipping, HJ?

*Wonders if platypii are capable of sipping, belatedly....*

[The Judge]

Sipping cocktails, indeed. I'll have you know this drink is based on pure spring water. It's true I caught a drop or two of champage when a certain platypus of my acquaintance was spraying it round like a Button at an FI celebration. But otherwise, pure spring water... ultimately.

Why are we looking for shadows, may one ask?

[Grimward]

I suspect this is the latest of Karn's quests for world domination. There are other details to be found in The Asylum, of course, but the short synopsis is that he's looking to obtain as many forms of elemental mastery as he can, and has decided that darkness is next on his list.....

BTW, Good Evening to you, Your Honor...