1000 Post Club

[Grimward]

And that Torte Cake was indeed something to stand in awe of (as long as one could hold out from taking a piece, anyway, which wasn't ever very long...)

Don't know about the house work (you and I are a ways from Level 4 butler mastery at the moment), but would you care to join me for breakfast (even if it is moving towards supper there)?

*Passes plate of French Toast*

[The Judge]

Thank you, don't mind if I do. Not supper here, yet - I haven't long had my lunch and tea-time is not yet beckoning, but eggy bread always goes down nicely. Good of the platypussy one to have left so much of it behind.

So only level 4 has butlers, eh? Accustomed as I am to a plethora of servants, I am fully aware of the heirarchies to be found with domestic staff. I'm sure we could run to a scullery maid, however, if not a tweeny.

[Hilarious Joke]

The 1000 Post Club just got...

Tether Ball!

*sticks pole forcibly through floorboards in the centre of the room, and hits the ball with an almighty thwack*

*the ball sweeps around the room, smashes a couple of plates, bounces against the door, comes back and hits the platypus firmly in the head*

Owch! I think I made the string too long...

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hmm. I was always good at tether ball as a kid. Let me try it out. *Throws the ball with terrific force. It traps the platypus in the string and winds around the pole, tethering not only the ball but the platypus as well*


Say! It works swell!

[Hilarious Joke]

*laughs*

Yep, definitely too much string!

So um, can you please let me loose Karn?

...KARN!?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Limps into the kitchen and pulls out a bottle of Pepsi* Well, I would, HJ, except for the fact that I don't seem to have anything on me to cut you loose, and, Tempest has been cocooned by Freda in the Asylum. *Struggles to keep a straight face and bursts out in laughter, firing a small thunder bolt and cutting the strings* Next time, just about two or three feet of string, right?

[Hilarious Joke]

*flinches at lightning bolt and then chuckles*

You know that's an excellent ability you have there!

*strokes chin with a flipper*

What are your thoughts on a little 7k Post Club mischief?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I've caused enough mischief this month, Platypus Boy. Despite the fact that the reaction to my using a thermonuclear detonation box from C.h.r.o.n.s. wasn't too bad-except for Rosie's-I don't think I should push my luck.


Besides, I'm merely a storm elemental. I was trying for all the elements, but alas, Rosie stole that opportunity from me. Punishment for blowing up the Asylum, you see.

[Hilarious Joke]

A platypus' smarts + a storm elemental = excellent revenge on Gollum!

But we'll wait until next month, since you've used up your quota.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Revenge on Gollum? He's done nothing to me. Fried platypus on the other hand, smells and tastes VERRRRY nice.

[Grimward]

Tsk.

Play nice, Karn, or I'll tell Rosie where you're hiding....

[Hilarious Joke]

How very rude! Besides, everyone knows that platypus are more amenable to being broiled or roasted...

Hi Grim by the way!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hey, I'm not the one with the conspiracy against Gollum.


Besides, do you really think I would carry such a threat out? And Rosie knows my hiding places anyway. If I really needed to get away from her....no, wait, that wouldn't do, Juken knows the security codes. Dang it.

[Grimward]

Cheers, HJ. Might good French Toast this morning. *tips fiery fedora to Sir Platypus*

I haven't read today's "events" yet, but didn't Rosie try to give Juken back to you on Friday?

[Hilarious Joke]

I can assure you, Karn, between drooling orcs, poisoned slushies and stolen waffles, Gollum deserves every prank he's on the receiving end of!

Glad you liked it Grim. How's your day been?