The Asylum

[chrispenycate]

If any of the putty appears to have blue veins, it's probably gorgonzola.

The requested (and got) bonus cheese for the overtime incurred in the various recent catastrophes.

[Grimward]

I hope they didn't mistake one for the other (impossible, of course; these are the goblins, after all....)

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I'm saying he couldn't have stepped back into a goblin.

[Grimward]

No, I got that, Karn. I was referring to the goblins mistaking putty for gorgonzola (to quote the Mad Sicilian from The Princess Bride, "Inconceivable!").

Juken tripping over anything would seem to an uncommon occurrence, no disrespect intended....

*Glances up at the rafters, then tosses a box of Ghirardhelli's up to the his iciness*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I was talking to Dale on that score, hehe.


Juken, put those chocolates down. They were supposed to be for Mir, but she hasn't popped in for a couple days.

[Grimward]

Ah, apologies!

*Bows*

Nice armor, by the way. Reminds me a little of Lord Soth from Weis and Hickman's Dragonlance stuff....albeit not black!

[The Ace]

No, the tower's fine, apart from the fact two of its denizens won't come out from under the bed.

[Grimward]

Maybe they don't like the cornerstone embellishment...

*Takes aim at the bedroom window of the tower, then uses a thermal to fire a cannister of the good stuff just over the casement.....*

Any chance of that shot rolling under the bed?

[The Ace]

Probably. It's just that the Asylum went all chaotic on them and when they got their home back, they found it'd been used as a dosshouse by a none-too-clean elemental.

They're hiding until the fear goes away.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Just to point out, I had nothing to do with the disappearance of the tower. I didn't even know about it until it was already back, so it wasn't THIS elemental who used it.


I have the remnants of EE and multiple inter-dimensional bags for that sort of thing.

[Grimward]

Unless you've recently lived in metacarboy and changed your name to "Chork", would suspect you're in the clear on this one!

A good evening to both of you; I've a dinner date with the Grimlets and Ms. Grim...

*Flows into the sconce with a wave and vanishes*

[The Ace]

Sorry, Karn, I was taking it as read that we all knew it was Chork, now confined in a metacarboy, who did the deed (and a few others).

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Hologram in the corner turns on. Its signal is weak and it flickers, but is serviceable* Ah, right, now I remember....


I just reopened EE up so Juken and I are *signal cuts out briefly* put that thing away, Juken, it's not intended for *Another cut* Alien spawn! All over! Abandon ship! Abandon *Signal cuts out permanently*

[The Ace]

Give it a kick, Karn.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*The hologram flickers back on with a large, evil-looking draconic monster*

"We have the small white dragon and elemental. If you want your friends to live, you must pay us a heavy ransom." *The hologram disappears*