The Asylum

[Deathpool]

Comes in with a gallon jug full of coffee.

[Werewoman]

DeeeeeeeePeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*pounce!*

*enthusiastically hugs DP*

Hey, what gives? I can see you! Er...I'd have some of that coffee, but I think it's a bit off by now.

*brews fresh pot*

Coffee anyone? Don't let Hoopy see it, though. She'll gag and make gross noises.

[j. d. worthington]

Originally Posted by Werewoman

Coffee anyone? Don't let Hoopy see it, though. She'll gag and make gross noises.

Pish! That's half the fun. Well, all right, more than half....

Hello, strangers... (though I say that last as shouldn't....)

[Werewoman]

Hey j.d.! *hugs*

Actually, that's the only reason I drink coffee in the Asylum - to bug Hoopy.

Howziz you? I haven't been on the sight much, and with the quest for the rift and all, well the Asylum is a bit empty these days *bats at a floating dust bunny*. Have you seen Tangle anywhere? I shudder to think the mischief he can get into. Hm...come to think of it, I haven't seen Jerry Jeff around lately either. Oh dear, I hope those two are not in cahoots together. Now that could make for some serious mischief!

[j. d. worthington]

Yes, I have been wandering around a good bit (well, drifting through the walls, anyway), and have seen the cobwebs growing around here (which, given this place, is never a good sign).... And, given that pair... I would expect all kinds of mischief anon....

As for myself; well, still busy as a cat with twelve tails, but I am attempting to make an appearance here more often, rather than simply being an invisible and unheard presence. Complete uncorporeality can become such a bore; it's so much more satisfying when you can at least manifest something (like the hand in Le Fanu's tiled house) and get some results.....

[Werewoman]

Is that just a fancy way of saying, "Thanks for acknowledging my presence here?"

[j. d. worthington]

Errr, well... not quite. As a matter of fact, the last time I was actually heard from in the Asylum, no one else was about, and I was only barely able to appear mistily, make an observation, and leave (again, floating through the walls). So I really haven't been in a state to be noticed much (though, now you mention it... thank you).

And, it would seem, even now I can't stay any longer... must once again leave and reenter that dreadful hellhole known as "the real world".... Blah!

Take care, and good luck finding our missing mischief-makers....

*j.d.'s voice fades until the final syllables are all but inaudible*

[Werewoman]

Bye j.d.! Write when you find work! *waves*

Now, where did those two little hooligans get off to? Hmmmm....*looks in the cupboards*...nope, not in here. No chocolate left either. Bummer. Where else could they be? Oh dear, not the maze again....

*dons camo gear and night goggles and heads toward the maze - grabs a couple of twigs and sticks them in her hat for good measure*

[Werewoman]

*stumbles into the room through the garden door carrying two putters with Jerry Jeff and Tangle in tow*

Look you two, you can play all the crazy golf you want, but Freda won't like it when she sees the new paint job on the clown at the 9th hole. Who's idea was it to paint it to look like Barack Obama anyway? Never mind. I don't want to know. I'm not the one who has to answer for it!

*Tangle pads over to the fireplace and plops down in a 'poof' of dust. Jerry Jeff waddles over to Quintus looking for hedgehog kibble*

I suppose you two are hungry after that little adventure, huh? *Tangle washes his face as if no one is talking* No, Tangle? Care to explain the large pile of tuna tins by the compost heap? You've been into Nixie's pixie dust again, haven't you? What did you do, grow some opposable thumbs? *Tangles stops washing his face and begins licking his tail instead* Fine. Ignore me. Be a cat, see if I care.

*a bowl of kibble appears before Jerry Jeff who gobbles it down in one very loud snort then waddles over to the bean bags and promptly goes to sleep, snoring loudly* Oh brother! I need to go to bed, so do you two think you can stay out of trouble until Ace and Nixie get back from the rift? *Tangle looks up from licking his tail, then extends his right rear leg and begins licking it vigorously* Uh-huh, I see. Well, if that's the way you're going to act, Tangle, then you can just take the whole thing up with Freda when she gets back. *Tangle stops licking his right leg, extends the left, and resumes licking*

Why do I bother with that cat?

[TheEndIsNigh]

So, Where is everyone.

Not just in here.

Three days without a post above.

Hows the world treating you WW (if your still in here and haven't disappeared into that maze).

If you think I'm going in there after you, you can think again.

[Werewoman]

I'm fine, and still here. I don't dare take my eyes off of those two little rascals. I never actually made it into the maze, which is a good thing because I don't think it's been trimmed in a while. I shudder to think what's hiding in there! I was on my way out there when I spotted these two, easier to see thanks to my trusty-rusty night vision goggles, whacking about golf balls at the giant clown on the ninth hole. I still haven't gotten either one of them to own up to the new paint job on the face, though.

Edit: To answer your question, I think they're all over in the Search For The Rift thread....either that or the lousy economy has eaten everyone's internet access budget as it did mine a while back.

[TheEndIsNigh]

Jerry Jeff?

Must have been away too long.

(Ahh, I hear the sound of Mrs. Tien waking, so I fear I must return to the world beyond - Bye for now)

[Werewoman]

The resident armadillo. Ah yes, a spouse. I believe I have one of those sleeping across the room. Forget what he looks like. If I remember correctly, he's quite the handsome devil! Bye Tein!

[HoopyFrood]

Well, gee, could this place be anymore dead?

*Gets out a hoover to suck up the dust that covers everything like a dull frost*

[The Ace]

Tangle hisses at the hoover before climbing onto Hoopy's shoulder.