The Asylum

[dustinzgirl]

*Standing on the golf course...

Why would I want to be hooved? I have feet with toes. I do not understand why people say that it would be hoove me as I do not want hooves, no, Sam I Am, not even with green eggs and ham.

[Interference]

Hi, Rosie *Waves, runs over and HUGGGS* Whoomph! Sorry, hon, nearly knocked you over there, I guess I'm ready for the 100 metres tea-trolly dash. *snaffles a sticky bun off the tea trolly*

[The Ace]

Errr DG ? You do realise you're standing in two feet of snow ? Come into the warm.

[Rosemary]

Hi Dusty! Happy New Year. Nice to see you again Why do you think you will be hooved?

Inter!!! *ooof* Gives Inter nice cuddly hug

The tea-trolley race sounds like a good idea but you have to do it in your pyjamas!

May I have a sticky bun too please?

[Interference]

Pyjamas???? I'll have to ask my Mum if she knows where they are. Otherwise ... the alternative is almost too ghastly to contemplate ...

*hands Rosie a lovely sticky bun with all her favourite - umm - sticks on it *

[Rosemary]

Oh, you have an electric blanket instead then. Still it might be a good idea to find your pyjamas because there are young ones in the forums

Sticks in a sticky bun? What are you trying to do, make me look like an echidna?

I'll have a sticky bun without the sticks please!

[Interference]

But they're full of chocolatey, sticky goodness Don't be so rash, young lady

(The question now is, which of the above pun-potentialities will be good enough to lure and trap the Bearmeister General? Any? All? None? The answer follows this brief commercial)

[Rosemary]

I like to be rash now and again you know

Don't look at me for any puns though, I think I have managed one in all my years here

[chrispenycate]

No, Pinky; you look just great in that party hat.

I'm sure Rosey wouldn't want to look like me, either; it's nothing personal.

After all, would you want to look like me?

[Rosemary]

Pinky!!! Oh you look just great! Are you off to celebrate the New Year?

I think you look rather fetching in the Santa hat though Chris!

[Interference]

Santa has a blue shirt and glasses

[Rosemary]

When he's off duty he wears those, silly!

[Interference]

I should have realised. Rudolph's nose is switched off.

[Rosemary]

Well, I suppose I must leave you all for now.

I hope you all have a pleasant time at your New Years Eve Party.

Take care everyone *Hugs for everyone*

*Rosie wanders out into the dark and the lovely snow*

*Soon the Lancaster can be heard taking off, only this time missing the chimbleys by miles!*

[Interference]

*Waves a hanky at the receding bomber and gets ready to catch a falling chimbley pot* - so close ... so close