The Asylum

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*carries the wrigging, swinging and complaining towel over to the basket and drops it in along with all the other washing - including smelly socks, stinky sandels and some unmentionables!*

[HoopyFrood]

*Basket sways from side to side, finally toppling over*

*Rolls out in a cascade of dirty clothes* Damnit, wolf, I'd just got nice and clean after last night's shenanigans!

*Throws a very dirty sock at him*

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Gah!
*recoils from the smelly sock as it lands on his nose and sends it flying through the air*
URgh --- have you any idea how bad that smells when you have a proper working nose!!

Urgh -- - and just what were you doing hiding ina dirty towel anyway!

[HoopyFrood]

I wasn't hiding in a dirty towel, I was drying myself off after my bath!

Only now I probably smell like a dirty laundry basket, so I'll have to have another one. Stupid wolf! *Shakes her fist at him*

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*stares at the little shaking fist*

pffft well that will teach you for drying yourself with a dirty towel. Besides don't dragons come like cats and wolves - you know with built in cleaning?

[HoopyFrood]

What, the whole licking thing? Get out. I'll take a nice hot bath any day.

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pfft you'll never be properly clean then!
And what wil you do if you run out of hot water hmm?

[HoopyFrood]

I'd rather be perpetually slightly unclean than have to lick all the dirt off, thanks. Really.

And heat it myself, of course.

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Well....I guess you could do that.... I suppose...

But still built in self cleaning is far superior!

[HoopyFrood]

Honestly, you're never going to remotely convince me, so I'd give up now.

*Flicks another dirty sock at him*

Gonna have to have another wash now. *Looks up at the sink, then grimaces* Not in there, though, I'm not going near that for a while!

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*blinks and tosses the other sock away*

Just who in their right mind washes with the dishes?
sigh
you could use the pool in the cave if you want - though it might be a slight bit cooler at this time of year

[HoopyFrood]

Hmm.

Hmm... *Patters into the cave and dips her tail tip into the water. Shivers* Slight bit cooler! Freezing, more like!

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Well use your fabled dragon breath and heat it up a little then oh resourcefull dragon

[HoopyFrood]

Dude, check this out.

Very small me.

Very large pool.

If I managed to heat a bit of it, the warmth would disperse quick enough.

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*rolls his eyes*
well it might take a little time to heatup true......

so till then you might as well make do and get your tongue in order! And you've got a bendy neck too - its a shear waste not to put it to good use!







that or I guess I could fill a bucket for you...