The Asylum

[Overread]

*tries to wriggle* Wolf, not pup
*fails atwriggling escapes and is hugcrushed - only to be left flopped on the rug*

h, gasp, hi

[Werewoman]

Hey OR. I took pity on you this time and only brought an armadillo. No more birds. I hate when you scream like a girl. If you can get that beer bottle out of his ha...er...paws, you might be able to sober him up long enough to get a nice pic. He has a very cute smile.

[Overread]

What an ruin the chances of rare drunken antics which I can not only publish but embrass him with forever more!! hehe

And I have a new policy on birdies - their feetsies must be glued down!

[Werewoman]

I prefer them dead, plucked, and roasted myself. And no embarrassing Jerry Jeff. He already did that when he pooed on the floor the other day. At least now he uses Tangle's cat flap.

*Jerry Jeff snores loudly from the rug in front of the fireplace*

Besides, all he does as far as I can tell, is sleep alot.

[Overread]

*slinks over and pokes the snoring armadillo* you sure he's not a cat in disguise?
They sleep a lot!
And use catflaps!

And roasted birdies rae nice too - with mash, peas and gravey

[The Ace]

"Hi all, err WW ? It's lucky you weren't barefoot, you tripped over Wat the other day. He ran out of energy just short of the charger."

Watches the fully-restored Wat doing his usual wall-of-death.

[HoopyFrood]

*Finally recovers from being pounced and nudged* I think it's quite clear what I am, mister.

*Yawns and stretches on the rug*

[The Ace]

Tangle joins Hoopy on the rug, Freda's off on lost property patrol.

[nixie]

Nixie and Ace appear outside the asylum. Where did Rosie go? Suddenly a very agitated Freda appears palps going ten to dozen *sorry Nixie he wandered in we couldn't stop him, brushed your wards aside like cobwebs, he's sat there now waiting for you* Nixie rushes into the room, a tall fair stranger is sat, the brownie is prostrate on the floor before him, Wally, Fiddler and Tangle are stood before a silent Masa.Nixie drops to a low curtsey next to the brownie

"My Lord Frey, what are you doing here?"

[The Ace]

The Ace bows.

[nixie]

The Fey god gestures for Nixie to rise before speaking "Can you do anything to get the little brownie to stop grovelling? The fun of it starts to wear of after a few hours"Nixie asks Ace to deal with the brownie before turning her attention back to Lord Frey. "My Lord, why are you here?" The god ignores the question but says " The creatures are very loyal, the crocodile and the spider put our little princess behind them and I think they would have tried to attack me if I had made any sudden movements towards her. Even the little flutter cat and kitten stood before me hackles raised, hissing like tigers ready to defend her. I think the croc and the spider were arguing about which one would sacrifice them-self so the other could escape with the little ones. The croc won, said it would be easier for the spider to scope up the other three."

[The Ace]

Pours a single malt, distracting the brownie. Between royalty and gods, he's feeling a little out of his depth.

"Tea anyone ?" Rewards Freda and Wally.

[nixie]

"I'll have one, refreshments would be good. I've been here for hours" me too Ace. Sits down on nearest chair.

[chrispenycate]

Walks in through the doorway, evidencing his non-magical origins, roots in backpack foe kettle, then freezes, following Freda's frantic 'Shut up and don't interfere' palp wiggles.

A new member? Strange how Nixie's posture indicates respect and even some fear; I didn't think she was capable of combining the two emotions.

[nixie]

Hi Chris, I'd like to introduce you to Lord Frey, a god of Asgard, not only that but he's the fairy god. He's only visiting.I hope.

" How do you do sir" shakes Chris' hand "You did invite me, remember? you asked the Sleipnir to arrange an audience"........." But I thought I'd be summoned to Asgard" twiddles fingers nervously.