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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:25 PM   #10501 (permalink)
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well it's not like OR has fired it yet...
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:26 PM   #10502 (permalink)
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If he doesn't fire soon, Hoopy may bolt.
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:26 PM   #10503 (permalink)
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Bah Cannon balls are all blunt - this is pointy this is!
*pulls back his arrow on teh bowstring to prove his point *
se*twang*e oh..... *watches the bolt fly free and fast*
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:26 PM   #10504 (permalink)
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*Groans*

That's it, after those puns, OR, do it, fire away!

*Feels a sting in her back. Looks down* Oh...you did. Ow...OW!
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:28 PM   #10505 (permalink)
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* Watches the bolt as it seems to fly in slow motion. *

Slomo's a benefit of Tumbleweed Video (TV) technology....
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:30 PM   #10506 (permalink)
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Ah, obviously Hoopy forgot to flame the arrow in mid-flight.
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:30 PM   #10507 (permalink)
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Arrow in my back, people.

Appreciate some help.

Hurts, what what.
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:31 PM   #10508 (permalink)
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This may call for a sting operation...!









* Gets BAFTA ready. *
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:32 PM   #10509 (permalink)
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*Finally finishes thawing out and plucks the arrow from her back, pouring hydrogen peroxide on the wound* There, there's no more arrow in your back, Hoopy.


And it looks like I'll have to reapply my old Halo armor, about eighty percent of my essence is gone.
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:33 PM   #10510 (permalink)
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*goes to find a bottle of celebratory champagne*
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:33 PM   #10511 (permalink)
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*watches* hmm it subject seems annoyed, inconvenienced but not dead.


conclusion..... more arrows needed
*starts to load another*
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:36 PM   #10512 (permalink)
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*Rubs the sore spot and humphs*

Wolf, do it again and I shall make you eat the arrow point first.



Hoopy's been stabbed with a large arrow and is feeling decidedly sorry for herself. Can she have chocolate?
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:37 PM   #10513 (permalink)
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*Aims gun and fires, breaking the arrow in half, then fires off another shot at the bottle of champagne* I wouldn't try it either one of you, I'm a dead shot with this thing. Juken! Do I still have that mini Dillon Aero around?


#That's not a nice thing, Karn. I'm not going to let you have it!# *Juken hands Hoopy some of her favorite kind of chocolate*
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Old 3rd November 2009, 11:40 PM   #10514 (permalink)
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i was going to drink that....spirits know i need it...
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"OR, I don't like the sound of that. EVERYBODY DOWN!!"

OR's machine begins to creak alarmingly as the arm tips begin to overstress.
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