The Asylum

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Until you fall into a lake as dragons fly over your head laughing, old wolf.


Us elementals? Well, as far as storm elementals go, we summon up horrid thunder and lightning to scare the humans away from their chocolate.

[HoopyFrood]

I didn't slash my throat for chocolate, nutter!

I slashed it purely for awesome effect!

[The Ace]

Ah, so that's why there're so many wolfskin rugs in Switzerland.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No, Ace, that's probably because nobody in their right minds would ever attempt to make a dragonskin rug. Besides, dragons tend to have scales, not fur.

[Ursa major]

i think I'll stick to making cutting remarks....

[HoopyFrood]

We'd make terrible rugs. Most uncomfortable. I would especially. I'd be uncomfortable on purpose!

[Overread]

Dragons don't make rugs silly - they make suits of armour for killing and fighting other dragons with. Though that then begs the question of where the first suit came from!

And the Swiss cheat... those gun things are cheating I say!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

If you'll remember, OR, I didn't use a gun when I hit you.

Of course, that was from behind and a complete accident.....and Nixie STILL has my bow.

[HoopyFrood]

I bet Juken would make an awesome pair of armoured underpants!

[Ursa major]

They wouldn't be much use for keeping out the cold.

[Overread]

be good in the tropics though - and dragon armour would not rust either

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

I bet Juken would make an awesome pair of armoured underpants!

The first person to ever try would wind up an electronic block of frozen water.

[Ursa major]

Or Juken could be used to make scale model armour.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There's two words for YOU then, Ursa:


Furry underwear.


Honestly, all this talk about making poor Juken into a piece of armor.....

[Overread]

I think ursa would make far more than underwear! Unless it was for something really massive!