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pyan · 9th September 2009, 11:34 PM

Why bite? Tear their heads off, instead. Works for me...

Oh, evening, all. Commiserations, Ace...

HoopyFrood · 9th September 2009, 11:34 PM

Pleasant conversation by the way, chaps!

pyan · 9th September 2009, 11:37 PM

Says the one with a chainsaw-wielding maniac as her avatar...

HoopyFrood · 9th September 2009, 11:38 PM

Maniac!

You'd do the same if you were in his position!

Overread · 9th September 2009, 11:40 PM

and who is covered in somethings blood

HoopyFrood · 9th September 2009, 11:40 PM

Definitely no blood of anything normal or innocent, I can say that much.

Overread · 9th September 2009, 11:46 PM

pfft as is there is such a thing as normal round here!
And as for innocent - well that could be debatable. I mean zombies are not in total control of themselves so it could be argued that they are not guilty of their actions. At the very least they would be sectioned rather than imprisioned

HoopyFrood · 9th September 2009, 11:47 PM

Not zombies...deadites! Possessed things. Not at all right. If you met one, you wouldn't think twice about chainsawing their asses.

Typical that everyone turns up tonight, of all nights.

pyan · 9th September 2009, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

Maniac!

You'd do the same if you were in his position!

No, I'm required by the terms of my certificate to wear a helmet with a visor, ear protection and chainsaw gloves - none of which is apparent, and he's therefore breaking the Personal Protective Equipment at Work Regulations (1993)

HoopyFrood · 9th September 2009, 11:50 PM

I don't think you could really argue that he's actually at work at the time...

pyan · 9th September 2009, 11:55 PM

This is true - if he's using the saw in a purely private capacity, and not for hire or reward, the regulations are not applicable. Would you say this was the case at the time the picture was taken?

HoopyFrood · 9th September 2009, 11:57 PM

Most definitely. Not once is he paid or rewarded for his exploits with that thing. 'Cept in keeping his own life. Even has to saw off his own hand, poor dude.

Overread · 9th September 2009, 11:59 PM

So not only a danger to others - in not taking proper safty precautions, but also to himself as well.

I move that he be sectioned under the metal health act for his own safty.

HoopyFrood · 10th September 2009, 12:02 AM

Yes, section the little avatar dude, by all means

And you'd lop off your own hand if it was trying to kill you!

The Ace · 10th September 2009, 12:06 AM

Yup, chainsaws can be nasty, please count your limbs after use.

Thanks, Pyan, our present crop of footballers seem to've forgotten that you make a pratt of yourself and disgrace your country after you qualify.

9th September 2009, 11:34 PM	#8206 (permalink)
pyan Ubi amici, ibi opes... Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southampton Posts: 7,890	Re: The Asylum Why bite? Tear their heads off, instead. Works for me... Oh, evening, all. Commiserations, Ace...

9th September 2009, 11:34 PM	#8207 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum Pleasant conversation by the way, chaps!

9th September 2009, 11:37 PM	#8208 (permalink)
pyan Ubi amici, ibi opes... Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southampton Posts: 7,890	Re: The Asylum Says the one with a chainsaw-wielding maniac as her avatar...

9th September 2009, 11:38 PM	#8209 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum Maniac! You'd do the same if you were in his position!

9th September 2009, 11:40 PM	#8210 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,213 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum and who is covered in somethings blood

9th September 2009, 11:40 PM	#8211 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum Definitely no blood of anything normal or innocent, I can say that much.

9th September 2009, 11:46 PM	#8212 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,213 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum pfft as is there is such a thing as normal round here! And as for innocent - well that could be debatable. I mean zombies are not in total control of themselves so it could be argued that they are not guilty of their actions. At the very least they would be sectioned rather than imprisioned

9th September 2009, 11:47 PM	#8213 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum Not zombies...deadites! Possessed things. Not at all right. If you met one, you wouldn't think twice about chainsawing their asses. Typical that everyone turns up tonight, of all nights.

9th September 2009, 11:50 PM	#8215 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum I don't think you could really argue that he's actually at work at the time...

9th September 2009, 11:55 PM	#8216 (permalink)
pyan Ubi amici, ibi opes... Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southampton Posts: 7,890	Re: The Asylum This is true - if he's using the saw in a purely private capacity, and not for hire or reward, the regulations are not applicable. Would you say this was the case at the time the picture was taken?

9th September 2009, 11:57 PM	#8217 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum Most definitely. Not once is he paid or rewarded for his exploits with that thing. 'Cept in keeping his own life. Even has to saw off his own hand, poor dude.

9th September 2009, 11:59 PM	#8218 (permalink)
Overread Direwolf of the chrons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2,213 Blog Entries: 1	Re: The Asylum So not only a danger to others - in not taking proper safty precautions, but also to himself as well. I move that he be sectioned under the metal health act for his own safty.

10th September 2009, 12:02 AM	#8219 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,696 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Asylum Yes, section the little avatar dude, by all means And you'd lop off your own hand if it was trying to kill you!

10th September 2009, 12:06 AM	#8220 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum Yup, chainsaws can be nasty, please count your limbs after use. Thanks, Pyan, our present crop of footballers seem to've forgotten that you make a pratt of yourself and disgrace your country after you qualify.

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