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Hilarious Joke · 1st September 2009, 08:32 AM

G'day Freda.

*watches her and gets jealous of having only four measly flippers*

Hilarious Joke · 1st September 2009, 08:46 AM

*wanders out*

The Ace · 2nd September 2009, 12:23 AM

Walks in talking to Freda.

"No, we can't keep her, she'll be missed.

I don't even want to know how you got her here."

Hilarious Joke · 2nd September 2009, 02:17 PM

*Wanders in*

A hot chocolate before bed please Septimus? And a marshmallow, if you can do that...

The Ace · 2nd September 2009, 08:05 PM

Trains his binoculars on the water hazard. "Well, it's going to make golf more interesting. You do realise that fish'll only keep her happy for so long, she prefers tourists and wild haggis."

Freda looks pensive.

"Yes, we both know the only place around here where you can find the latter."

Freda looks anxious.

Frontierzone · 3rd September 2009, 12:59 AM

Hi. I'm back, like a bad penny. Just gave kudos to mercs. Can't stay long.

The Ace · 3rd September 2009, 01:07 AM

"Take a look at this, FZ, Freda excelled herself this time"

Hands over the binoculars and points him towards the water hazard, "Wanna buy a spider ?"

Frontierzone · 3rd September 2009, 01:21 AM

Er, umm, er, umm... she's a lovely spider, but, er, no thank you. *gulp*

Hate to leave, but I need to get up early for a job interview.

The Ace · 3rd September 2009, 01:27 AM

"Just look through the binoculars."

Watches FZ's expression as a head breaks the surface followed by a long, serpentine neck. "Freda brought her back from a camping trip. How the H*ll do we explain the kidnapping of the Loch Ness Monster ?"

Karn Maeshalanadae · 3rd September 2009, 02:02 AM

So, Freda decided to take Nessie, huh? That's a lot farther than Juken's ever gone with anything......

The Ace · 3rd September 2009, 02:09 AM

"Yup, I've been feeding her salmon but she's missing her usual diet of tourists and wild haggis, so things could get interesting very quickly."

Freda has the decency to look ashamed.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 3rd September 2009, 02:11 AM

Well, let's just hope she doesn't get the idea in her head of soaked spider.

#Or dragon!#

Don't worry, Juken. You're both reptiles, so I'm sure Ness won't eat you.

#Yeah, right. A Plesiosaur not eat me?#

The Ace · 3rd September 2009, 02:16 AM

She and Freda actually seem to be friends, that's how she got here in the first place, but she really belongs back in her loch.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 3rd September 2009, 02:18 AM

Well, just don't drop her off in the wrong loch and wind up a victim to a kelpa or something.

#That's scant comfort, her and Freda friends.#

Then don't go golfing, Juken.

The Ace · 3rd September 2009, 02:22 AM

A Kelpie ? No danger. She might have a problem with the Beastie of the Moor, but nothing else'd be a match for her.

1st September 2009, 08:32 AM	#7831 (permalink)
Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: The Asylum G'day Freda. watches her and gets jealous of having only four measly flippers

1st September 2009, 08:46 AM	#7832 (permalink)
Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: The Asylum wanders out

2nd September 2009, 12:23 AM	#7833 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum Walks in talking to Freda. "No, we can't keep her, she'll be missed. I don't even want to know how you got her here."

2nd September 2009, 02:17 PM	#7834 (permalink)
Hilarious Joke Fool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia, New South Wales Posts: 1,988	Re: The Asylum Wanders in A hot chocolate before bed please Septimus? And a marshmallow, if you can do that...

2nd September 2009, 08:05 PM	#7835 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum Trains his binoculars on the water hazard. "Well, it's going to make golf more interesting. You do realise that fish'll only keep her happy for so long, she prefers tourists and wild haggis." Freda looks pensive. "Yes, we both know the only place around here where you can find the latter." Freda looks anxious.

3rd September 2009, 12:59 AM	#7836 (permalink)
Frontierzone Author, poet, playwright. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 161	Re: The Asylum Hi. I'm back, like a bad penny. Just gave kudos to mercs. Can't stay long.

3rd September 2009, 01:07 AM	#7837 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum "Take a look at this, FZ, Freda excelled herself this time" Hands over the binoculars and points him towards the water hazard, "Wanna buy a spider ?"

3rd September 2009, 01:21 AM	#7838 (permalink)
Frontierzone Author, poet, playwright. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 161	Re: The Asylum Er, umm, er, umm... she's a lovely spider, but, er, no thank you. gulp Hate to leave, but I need to get up early for a job interview.

3rd September 2009, 01:27 AM	#7839 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum "Just look through the binoculars." Watches FZ's expression as a head breaks the surface followed by a long, serpentine neck. "Freda brought her back from a camping trip. How the H*ll do we explain the kidnapping of the Loch Ness Monster ?"

3rd September 2009, 02:02 AM	#7840 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum So, Freda decided to take Nessie, huh? That's a lot farther than Juken's ever gone with anything......

3rd September 2009, 02:09 AM	#7841 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum "Yup, I've been feeding her salmon but she's missing her usual diet of tourists and wild haggis, so things could get interesting very quickly." Freda has the decency to look ashamed.

3rd September 2009, 02:11 AM	#7842 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum Well, let's just hope she doesn't get the idea in her head of soaked spider. #Or dragon!# Don't worry, Juken. You're both reptiles, so I'm sure Ness won't eat you. #Yeah, right. A Plesiosaur not eat me?#

3rd September 2009, 02:16 AM	#7843 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum She and Freda actually seem to be friends, that's how she got here in the first place, but she really belongs back in her loch.

3rd September 2009, 02:18 AM	#7844 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Asylum Well, just don't drop her off in the wrong loch and wind up a victim to a kelpa or something. #That's scant comfort, her and Freda friends.# Then don't go golfing, Juken.

3rd September 2009, 02:22 AM	#7845 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Asylum A Kelpie ? No danger. She might have a problem with the Beastie of the Moor, but nothing else'd be a match for her.

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