The Asylum

[Deathpool]

The Ace doesn't know though the the hair keeps growing and growing no matter what's done to it. Even magic can't stop it. Werewoman's hair grows out and fills the asylum again.

[Ice fyre]

Grah who the heck! *splutter* *hack* *cough* *blargh*

ice the ancient and evil climbs out of the hatch covered in hair.

WHO's HAIR WAS THAT!

Dusts robe down, gonna be centuries getting this out!

Where Sep where am I who are you, who am I?

Oh wait got it, Ice yaey, cough cough.

Now where am I?

[Werewoman]

*WW fights her way in the general direction of her large alchemy lab*

<rustle rustle>

TA-DA!

*a perpetual barber appears, cuts the hair as fast as it grows and perpetually sweeps it under a perpetual rug*

DP!! KNOCK IT OFF!! I'M GETTING A HEADACHE!! GRRRR!!

Don't make me come over there.......

[chrispenycate]

Bad hair day, WW? Is it that time of the month, or has the cat been sleeping on your towels?

[Werewoman]

Ha Ha Chrispy. I'll assume you're refering to a full moon and not the female curse. Anyway, the answer is yes and no. The moon is not full today so I am not currently in my were-woman phase which is a good thing for DP because I would KILL him! GRRRRRR!!

<sulks>

[Ice fyre]

Nightmare, looks round.

Pulls a chain saw from the folds of his robes and proceeds to trim WW's hair.

How are we all its been too long since I was last itn whats new here?

[HoopyFrood]

Gah! *Disappears into a giant hairball* Gah! I think it's attacking me! *Struggles*

[Deathpool]

Werewoman's hair continues growing. I can't make stop after what I've done to it. I guess I underestimated the power involved.

[Werewoman]

Ice! You walk into a room full of gorgeous, silky, seductive sheens of red hair and you ask what's new? I hate to state the overly obvious but right now I am NOT a happy camper!

btw...howdy! long time no see. Good to have you back, though your timing could have been better.

*stares balefully at DP*

[Ice fyre]

MY dear there isnt a bad time for my apperance during mayhem and dark struggles I will always be here my dear......totally innocently of course!

Pulls out hair calmer maybe this will help a bit, rumages a bit straightners and varous instruments of hair detanglements.

Now, attacks hair eating Hoopy with gusto, ang my orange one will have you out in a minute.

[Werewoman]

*stops sulking and draws her sword*

*looks around trying to see through the sea of gorgeous, seductive red tresses, entangles herself, falls down, struggles to free herself, gives up and goes back to sulking*

[HoopyFrood]

*From within the ever growing mass of hair*

Get out the supplies! Get out conditioner, hair removal cream, de-frizz serum...everything that tames or removes hair! We'll make a mixture that'll tackle this ever-growing craziness and have it back to normal in a jiffy.

And then I can stop...*ack* breathing in hair! *Cough, choke*

[Ice fyre]

Admires the sulk,very nice sulk dear. Does it come in green?

[Werewoman]

*uses her sword to hack through her beautiful but now rather annoying crimson tresses toward her large alchemy lab and whips up....*

TA-DA!

NAIR

*begins rubbing the Nair vigorously on her head - the hair growth finally ceases - but....*

ACK!! I'M....I'M.....BALD!!

<CLUNK!>

[Deathpool]

Watches laughing. I'm beginning be happy I grew her hair out. It looks so funny. Werewoman's hair grows right back to its original length. I warned that nothing can stop the hair growth. I guess I'll try and stop it. Fire appears and begins consuming the hair. Oops! How do I put out my fire that adapts to the conditions of its surroundings! I know what reactive ice, but how do I stop the ice? Why did I start this in the first place!