The Asylum

[HoopyFrood]

I was holding a pan?

*Pats the giant spider on the head, and points it in the direction of the steps down to the basement, watching it scuttle away*

[The Ace]

*Leave it, Freda, it didn't punch Hoopy."

[Ursa major]

There's punch? Is it summer all ready?


Evening, All.


A mug of tea, please, Septimus.

[Yugi]

~Walks in, goes to fridge, takes out bomb and stares at fridge~

Hmmmmm. So the outside has a nanite dispenser... You guys might wanna take a step back.

[Ursa major]

Not just nanos, Yugi.

* A section of the 'fridge door bulges out, becoming an elegant arm. It reaches behind Yugi's right ear and seems to pluck an egg-shaped object from there. Rumour has it, it's a small explosive device. *


Never play the 'fridge at cards, Yugi: it cheats.

[Werewoman]

On second thought, I'll turn both Karn AND Yugi into chipmunks, tie thier tails together, hang them over a clothesline and let them fight it out.....

Fridge bombs, nuclear bombs....geez! Someone find a psychiatrist...and a padded cell!!

Oh, wait...we're already in the asylum aren't we?

never mind....

[Yugi]

Hmmm. But if I blow it up the nanites attack and invade me, as they did manarion right?

~Grins evilly~

Hello to you too Werewoman.

[Werewoman]

Hey Yugi.

Sorry, I'm not very well mannered. I tend to dispense with the niceties and get right down to the business at hand which at the moment is trying to give the brownies a break from having to yet again reassemble the room and to save what's left of my hearing.

[HoopyFrood]

I have no particular like of the recent bombing, either.


Someone mention punch? Maybe Pimms? Pimms o'clock! Ten of you, one of me, we'll have to share!

[Yugi]

Ah.

~Pulls out a smaller bomb~

This one will make less sound and not a very big hole. But I presume it will be good enough.

[Werewoman]

Huh? Pimm's o'clock? Is that a brand name or did you finally get your Frood back Hoopy?

YUGI! KNOCK IT OFF OR I'LL SIC FREDA ON YOU!!

[HoopyFrood]

Hoopy never loses her Frood. She is always a very Hoopy Frood.

And Pimm's is a brand of drink. And when it's time for Pimm's...Pimm's o'clock!

[Werewoman]

Oh. That's good to hear. I was afraid you would stay 'normal' forever and the asylum would become unbearably boring.

[Ursa major]

It won't become unbearably anything; not while I'm around.

[Werewoman]

Ahhh Ursa, I knew you would not be able to resist responding to that.

Not that you're predictable or anything....