The Asylum

[chrispenycate]

Originally Posted by the hoopster

And...shouldn't even exist!

That's an unwarranted value judgement. I can talk, even if no-one understands me, so why shouldn't OR?

And as to being normal and sane, that's not considered a very important goal.

Although you being it could be an interesting change.

Not good, the tea? I never drink it that sweet, but it's supposed to be right…

Hi, WW. Not killed yourself yet, I see. I suppose the were blood has a lot to do with that.

[Overread]

Hey Miri
*presses a plaster into her hand*
I think Miss Orange needs a bit of attention to that head of hers -


*regards WW*
hmm so we meet at last - or rather we meet when one of us is not leaving.
Hello!

[mirinda]

Now OR if I throw this will Hoopy turn me into a human pancake?

[The Ace]

Finally emerges, "Sorry, couldn't find the thing. Hold still Hoopy." Uses dermal regenerator, "Gonna be a bit tender, how many fingers ?"

[Werewoman]

Originally Posted by chrispenycate

Hi, WW. Not killed yourself yet, I see. I suppose the were blood has a lot to do with that.

I suppose that's possible, but I've always attributed it to the quick though rather silly assistance of the Keystone Cops.

[Overread]

hmm Ace does that thing repair memories too?
only Hoopy seems to be a bit short on them -- she said I was not allowed to exist!

[The Ace]

"They have to be useful for something, hi WW, get down from the rafters, Freda."

Tangle climbs into Hoopy's lap.

[Werewoman]

FREDA!! *tosses her a double pack of sour cream and onion pringles*

Done any puzzles lately my fine palpish friend?

[The Ace]

Freda jerks a palp outside. "She, Wally and the brownie remodelled the garden, WW, she's been too tired for anything else."

[chrispenycate]

Well, a labyrinth is a sort of inside-out puzzle…

[Werewoman]

Oh...yeah, I found it earlier. What's up with the statues? They don't like me very much....I had to leave my armor behind so I could crawl out from underneath them. It was fun once I got a chance to explore it. Now THAT'S a puzzle! Good job Freda. Your creativity is unsurpassed by all here.

did that sound too pretentious?

[The Ace]

Yes, the brownie gets some funny ideas sometimes, I'll have a word (and a large whisky) with him about that.

[Grimward]

Aye, and which Scotch (what we savages call it over here) might that be?

*Cleans out urn, readies it for Perp, Ice, Ace or whomever is currently in charge of the morning shift....*

A mug of strong Columbian with cream and sugar, Sep, since the orange one is safely sawing logs.....

[HoopyFrood]

*Peeks around the side of the sofa warily*

What the hell's going on? Why's Ace dressed like a roman all the time? And more talking wolves. And Grim! He's...he's on fire! This place is insane....

*Shimmies back behind the sofa and pokes her tender head carefully* Ooh, ouch.

[chrispenycate]

No, he's not on fire, anymore than Manarion's wet.

He is fire. Elementary, you see.

I wish there were an element of pedantry; I'd fit right in.