The Asylum

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Now I remember! My old megaphone! *Places the megaphone inside the LP's phonograph and hits max power. The record song plays throughout the entire maze, echoing off the walls*

[HoopyFrood]

It's a maze, it has a habit of twisting and turning.

And I don't know, do I snap?

*Hums along to Pop Goes the Weasel*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I hope they all realize in there the record is stuck on continuous loop.....

[Werewoman]

*WW, pretending to be the great warrior woman Red Sonya, steps furtively into the Asylum and.....clumsily trips over the threshold*

@#$% stupid threshold!!

*draws her sword and wielding it high over her head crushes the threshold into splinters*
*resheaths her sword and wipes her hands against each other*

hmph! Took care of that!

*drawing her eyelids into keen slits, she surveys the room slowly*

Hello? Anybody home? What's that stuff outside?

*redraws sword and steps stealthily towards the garden*

uuuuuuu....piddy! *gasp* a maze! Cool!

*steps stealthily into the maze staightens up and winds among the many twists and turns while looking around with wonder*

Man! Y'all have been VERY busy while I've been gone!

*Finds a raised platform surrounded by four statues* Cool! *steps up to investigate forgetting she's still holding her sword and statues come alive and pin her facedown to the ground*

Ugh! GET OFF ME!! HEY! HELP!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE THINGS??
Drat! *raises up on one elbow with her chin in her hand waiting to be rescued* Where's the Keystone Cops when you need them? <sigh>
<groans> some warrior woman I am....
*hums along with Pop Goes the Weasel*

[The Ace]

Wanders in, getssome tea and collapses into the ugly chair.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Wanders inside, noticing the Pop Goes The Weasle record is still playing* Hmm, nobody tired of it yet?


#I want to help with music too!# *Juken flies up to his toybox and pulls out a flute*

Ace! Get your earplugs ready!

[HoopyFrood]

*Walks out of the maze's entrance/exit*

Hello.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Immediately tosses Hoopy some earplugs and applies his own just as Juken blows into the flute. The god-awful racket sounds like a crow with a cold and a rusty gear-grinding*


#Not bad for not having a single lesson in my life!#

[HoopyFrood]

*Goes through the patio doors and into the room*

The violin's the worst instrument for someone who's just beginning. Well, at least for the people around them. My poor parents.

[The Ace]

"Eh ? "

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I apologize for Juken, he thinks he's far better with that thing than he actually is. He IS good on drums, but that's it.

Whatever you guys do, do NOT allow the little guy anywhere near a guitar. He'd break all the strings.

[HoopyFrood]

We all have to start at the beginning with things.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Yes, but I still say that Juken should never be allowed anywhere near wind or string instruments.


#Karn!#


So, now that that's out of the way, who wants breakfast? Fresh Morcalian troll steaks?

[The Ace]

Remembers he's still wearing earplugs, pulls them out and switches off the gramophone.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Slides Ace another cup of tea from Septimus, sliding Hoopy some Earl Gray, and takes a cup of blueberry for himself* So, the maze isn't fun?


Hmm....I know what we can do! *Dives over to the cupboard, pulling out a bag of marshmallows and opens them, starting to chuck them at Ace and Juken*