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Old 9th March 2009, 12:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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"Hi SE, oh, you're back Freda, got the pound ?"

Freda tries to ignore the pringles twin pack with, 'Special Offer !!!!! This Pack only £1 !!!!,' emblazoned across it.

"Several workers at the 24-hour Tesco've now taken the pledge, I'd imagine."
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Old 9th March 2009, 12:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
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Old 9th March 2009, 12:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Hi OR, Watchdog ?

I don't know what the supermarket people found more shocking; a giant spider coming in for pringles or the fact that she paid for them.
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Old 9th March 2009, 12:37 AM   #19 (permalink)
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nope - timer on the explosives
should go off any moment

tick tick tick tick
*looks at watch*
er any moment now
tick tick.............................................. .....tick tick tick tick
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Old 9th March 2009, 12:40 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Well, it's difficult to build a bomb without thumbs.. What're you blowing up anyway ?
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Old 9th March 2009, 12:46 AM   #21 (permalink)
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just a hole you know - and it is tricky

I just wonder --- could it be that Goblins read the instructions wrong (needed someone to do the fiddly bits)
tick tick tick ..............tock tick tock tick tock

wait now its tocking!!!
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:02 AM   #22 (permalink)
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[...]although asylum? I ask you....
Quite deliberately chosen for its ambiguity in meaning, I assure you....

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just a hole you know - and it is tricky

I just wonder --- could it be that Goblins read the instructions wrong (needed someone to do the fiddly bits)
tick tick tick ..............tock tick tock tick tock

wait now its tocking!!!
Oh, yes... things are definitely back to normal.... *covers ears and waits for the explosion*
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:05 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Finishes off the new set of french windows and adds the cat-flap just in time as a furry rocket heads for the garden.

"Yeah, he must've been getting desperate. There are easier ways to get to your cave, y'know."

Moves to a different wall and starts to trace a library door.
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:05 AM   #24 (permalink)
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hmm hang on a sec
*phases out*
*in the cave phases back in and pokes the bomb - phases out*
*phases back in a moment later*
*listens*
tick tock tick tock tick....tock.......tick.........tock.............. ..tick...................tock...............tick.. ....................................

ok I worked it out - it needs winding up - anyone with thumbs willing to help?
its only got a few seconds to go so - so its not like you have to turn it very far!
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:10 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Freda indicates a part of the wall, the Ace makes a hole, sprints through and throws the bomb as far as he can.




KABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

"Why didn't you just ask ? Threadstuff is pretty malleable at this point, it'd take no time at all to build an opening. Want an oversized cat flap over it ?"
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:12 AM   #26 (permalink)
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*rubs dust out his eyes*
well its more fun this way - and its the only time I get to blow stuff up
and a catflap -
*glares at Ace*
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:15 AM   #27 (permalink)
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"OK, I'll put up the curtains again. There's one heck of a draught comes through that and we don't all have fur coats."
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:21 AM   #28 (permalink)
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well I always said humans were silly creatures!

now what else do we have around here - I

wait where is septimus and -- er- the other one - you know the food one??
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:37 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Just by the door there, I can't put up a bar on my own. Rob's around as well 'cos I can't find his hatrack.
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Old 9th March 2009, 01:41 AM   #30 (permalink)
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hmm well I would stay to help but it just too late and I need sleep now

sorry be back tomorrow though!
night all!
*bounds off to the cave*
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