The Asylum

[The Ace]

Comes in from the morning feed and feeds Freda and tangle, who're still giving him the silent treatment.

[HoopyFrood]

*Armoured bucket in the middle of the room wobbles slightly*

*Then it is shot into the air by a huge blast of flames, where it lodges into the ceiling above*

*The waves of flames recede into small FireCat*

Mew.

[The Ace]

Puts down a bowl of mixed salad and one of tea.

"I wondered how long it'd take you to work that one out."

[HoopyFrood]

*Yawns and stretches, kneading the carpet and leaving burn marks, then pads over and eats*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I knew I should have remained behind and sat on it. *Runs outside and returns with a mysterious substance. He lays it on the floor and claps his hands twice, the substance running along the entire floor, all the walls, and the ceiling, then he fires off his flight boots*


Well, now, let's see how well you all do with every surface covered in teflon!

[HoopyFrood]

*Patters feet on the teflon carpet*

*Scratches at it with her claws*


*Fur heats rapidly, although instead of raging outwards, remains as a very, very hot small cat. The teflon under her soon melts under the blistering temperature. The wooden floor beneath also burns through. Almost drops into the hole, digging her claws into the edge and scrambling out of it*

*Purrs happily*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Yeah, yeah, nice try, Hoopy. But there's certain.....spells.....upon the teflon that somehow makes it heatproof. *Flies over to the fire-cat and shoves her slightly, watching and laughing as she slides across the floor and into a wall*

[Ursa major]

I think you meant to use something like hyperdiamond, didn't you, Karn?


Afternoon, All.


A mug of hot chocolate, please, Septimus.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No, Ursa, I wanted to use teflon because it's so slippery. *Watches as Ursa lumbers in and slips, sliding into the kitchen cabinet*

[HoopyFrood]

[Then perhaps it would've been wise to mention its apparent magical-enhancement the first time around].

*Peels herself from the wall, bounds across the teflon floor, skids in circles a couple of times and slides under the sofa*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I'm sorry, Hoops, it slipped my mind. Teflon, after all.


*Watches as the others all slip and slide casually around* Hmm.....I know just what we need! An earthquake!

[Ursa major]

There's no point in denying it, Karn: the Teflon was a slip-up.

* Ursa phases through the cabinet only to return going in the opposite direction, mysterious dark blades on his feet allowing him to glide around. *

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

As it was meant to be, Ursa, as it was meant to be.



*Juken flies in and lowers a large box on the floor, not realizing it's sliding all around until he looks down*

#KARN!!!!!!#

*Karn watches and winces as the box bumps into Ursa and the sofa, knocking the furniture off-center* Hmm, just as good. What's in there, Juken?

[HoopyFrood]

*Dampens her fiery fur and climbs onto Ursa's foot as he glides past*

[Ursa major]

Blading and blazing a trail....