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Old 24th April 2009, 10:22 PM   #2371 (permalink)
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*reaches into overcoat and produces a tape measure*
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Old 24th April 2009, 10:25 PM   #2372 (permalink)
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Hmm...

*Considers*

*Flicks her whip around a rafter, rocks backwards, then swings over the plastic mat, her feet sliding through the soapy water*

Woooot....

*Tries to deftly un-flick her whip in mid-slide, which unravels rather more quickly than expected. Flounders on the slippery surface, then trips and faceplants onto the nearest sofa, tangled in her own whip*

*Gives a muffled laugh into the cushion*
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Old 24th April 2009, 10:41 PM   #2373 (permalink)
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*uses the tape measure to engrave height measurements up the wall*
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Old 24th April 2009, 10:56 PM   #2374 (permalink)
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Freda scuttles over to watch Harpo.
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Old 24th April 2009, 11:01 PM   #2375 (permalink)
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Hello Freda, have you shrunk?

*measures own height*

Nope, it's me
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Freda taps the tape measure with a palp;

What this do ?
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Old 24th April 2009, 11:19 PM   #2377 (permalink)
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It's so I know how tall I am. I'm eight feet.

*sighs and heads for C.H.R.O.N.S.*

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Old 25th April 2009, 08:19 AM   #2378 (permalink)
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seems to be back to normal
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Old 25th April 2009, 11:12 AM   #2379 (permalink)
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A place of tall tales, indeed.


Morning, All.


A mug of hot chocolate, please, Septimus.
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Old 25th April 2009, 01:08 PM   #2380 (permalink)
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Freda scuttles in with a tape measure, followed by the Ace.

Big Bear too tall !

"Hi Ursa, sorry, she saw Harpo with a tape measure yesterday and was so fascinated by what he was doing, I lent her my spare and showed her how to use it. She's been measuring things all morning but it only goes up to 3m. Tea please, Septimus."

Tangle not keep still !
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Old 25th April 2009, 02:26 PM   #2381 (permalink)
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fiddler go play with Tangle.

Tea please
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Old 25th April 2009, 02:31 PM   #2382 (permalink)
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"Hi Nixie."

Wally, three, six, eight metres thirty.

Distracts Wally with an apple, he doesn't look too pleased about Freda crawling over him with the tape measure.

Nixie one metre sixty.

"Sorry, since she saw Harpo with that tape measure last night, she's been measuring everything she sees."

Brownie fifteen centimetres and angry.
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Old 25th April 2009, 02:37 PM   #2383 (permalink)
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Freda, here, hands over pringles... You couldn't do me a favour could you? Freda nods, right I need to know the height of the trees in glade, Wally will go with you.

Watches as spider and croc amble of towards the glade...

That should keep them amused for now...
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Old 25th April 2009, 02:48 PM   #2384 (permalink)
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Yes, she won't go to the glade without permission but she'll have a sod of a job measuring trees with a 3 metre.......

Oooh, crafty.
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Old 25th April 2009, 02:53 PM   #2385 (permalink)
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Still,least we will know how big the trees are, and you can have your cuppa in peace
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