The Asylum

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Perhaps I do, Hoopy.



Though whether or not YOU find any joy in it, I really can't say......



#Karn, put that bucket down.#


Juken! *Shoves a bucket full of super glue onto Hoopy's head*

[HoopyFrood]

I get unimaginable joy from it!


*indulges in a White Spirits shower*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hey! You could be a new Cenobite: Buckethead!




#That was mean, Karn.#


Jenna....do you think you could....well....?

[Ursa major]

* Ursa checks to see that the 'fridge is still intact. *


Evening, All.


A mug of tea, please, Septimus.


* Ursa finds that the soles of his feet are damp. *


Uuurgh!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Too bad Ursa wasn't present when I first dumped those ashes.



*Pulls a mysterious string next to him and Ursa is dowsed with thick, sticky tar and chicken feathers*

[Ursa major]

* Using a trick first demonstrated - as far as he knows - by OR, Ursa phases out only to return a few metres away, his fur once more pristine. This time, he hovers above the floor. *


I'll need another mug of tea, please, Septimus. The last one was ruined, which must be a mortal sin in here.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hmm.....


*Flips through his book* Ah, here's one! *Hits a button on the side of the couch and a flurry of plush balls pelt Ursa's cup of tea, spilling it*

[Ursa major]

Keep calm, Septimus. He knows not what he does.


Is it wise to upset a being who manipulates water-based mixtures, Karn. I don't want to find one day that I've inadvertently drunk some of you.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Well, perhaps you're right. I'm still not strong enough to replenish my essence.....

[Ursa major]

While Septimus can infuse you with more essences than you might want.

[Harpo]

evening everyone everywhere

[Ursa major]

Hi there, Harpo.

Still growing?

[Harpo]

*checks against wallchart*

almost eight feet tall now

[Ursa major]

Even here, growing at that rate is going to become a problem for you.

[Harpo]

has someone been messing with the wall chart?