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Old 25th September 2010, 09:54 PM   #19591 (permalink)
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someone say tea? there's a black horse outside, I was going to unsaddle him and put him in stable next to slippy but he kept saying neigh
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Old 25th September 2010, 09:56 PM   #19592 (permalink)
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"Some of which you haven't actually done."

Freda offers pringles to Hoopy.

"Tea anyone ?"
Yeah! That's what I'm talking abo- what? Oh, thanks. *Noms a pringle*
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Old 25th September 2010, 10:16 PM   #19593 (permalink)
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Passes tea to Nixie and Hoopy. Freda'll probably say the horse followed her home. She's never seen one before and you know what she's like.
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Old 25th September 2010, 11:17 PM   #19594 (permalink)
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*Is munching on a biscuit when there's a knock at the Asylum door*

Argh. Ace! Be a dear and answer the door. If it's...er...anyone in uniform, particularly of the guarding-the-law kind, and especially of the French kind, looking for a statue, then I'm definitely not here.

*Drops down behind the sofa again*
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Old 26th September 2010, 12:59 AM   #19595 (permalink)
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"Ah, your horse, you say, can you describe him ?"

A rapid stream of french follows.

"He's grazing in the garden. The statue's a new one on me, but I'll keep an eye out."

*Voice fades as he leads the rider to the garden by the long way.*

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Old 26th September 2010, 01:13 PM   #19596 (permalink)
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Whats this, mmm a statue wonder where that came from?

Better hide it in case those uniform chaps return, they may think Hoops has something to do with it.
Turns to Lenny's sofa, here you go... throws statue to sofa who promptly swallows it.
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Old 26th September 2010, 05:14 PM   #19597 (permalink)
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Nice Orange One nicking things again ?

I'm afraid so, Freda.
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Old 26th September 2010, 05:16 PM   #19598 (permalink)
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Hugs Freda, I tthink she liberated it rather than stole.
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Old 26th September 2010, 05:26 PM   #19599 (permalink)
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Probably, let's not argue semantics, though.

I'm just glad that policeman was more worried about his horse.
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Old 26th September 2010, 05:30 PM   #19600 (permalink)
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Tea? throws Wally and Tempest an apple, Freda some pringles, Fiddler and Juken some chocolate, pours Tangle some fresh cream and Hrrugh some cheese.
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Old 26th September 2010, 05:39 PM   #19601 (permalink)
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"Could murder a cup, thanks."

Rummages in the biscuit-barrel for caramel wafers.
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Old 26th September 2010, 05:46 PM   #19602 (permalink)
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Hands Ace tea
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Old 26th September 2010, 06:20 PM   #19603 (permalink)
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Thanks. I wonder where OR got to ?

That ocean of paper has some very strange fish.
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Old 26th September 2010, 06:25 PM   #19604 (permalink)
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Hey; the Asylum's still afloat.

I was expecting to come back and find it replaced by a cottage tearoom, with check tablecloths and scones with clotted cream and myrtle jam on the sideboard.
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Old 26th September 2010, 06:36 PM   #19605 (permalink)
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"Hi Chris," passes tea, " JD'll get around to it soon enough, I suppose."
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