The Asylum

[Overread]

*growls at Karn before growling at Hoopy, or rather the Hoopy imposter!*
See see you can't even tell what I am with those big yellowy things on your head - and besides you can't be proper Hoopy cause she is all veggie and rabbity!

[HoopyFrood]

Noooooo! *Bats away the stapler* I can't look at that thing after the incident...we lost the temp...

And not anymore! Things change, dude!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No? Can I keep it then?

*Takes the stapler and starts firing staples off at the both of them*

[Overread]

But but but but this isn't a small change, like changing the laws of physics or something like that. This is bigstuff! I mean one does not just unlock the wonders of Bacon just like that!

It takes mental preparation; meditation; time for me to hide my bacon and removal of the rabbit nose before you can start to think of meats again!

[HoopyFrood]

The wonders of bacon have already been unlocked.

In fact, that was the first one to be unlocked!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

And because of that....


*Fires staples at Hoopy*

[Overread]

Well at least you started with the best! I would have broken you in a little more gently with apple and pork sausages and then worked you back up toward something as wondrous as bacon before pushing you toward the Holy Grail that is Bacon Steak!
*fails to notice that he starts to drool a little as he rattles of the list of meats - whilst still right above the poor trapped Hoopy*

[HoopyFrood]

Haha, I thought bacon was an adequate but not overloading amount of meat to start off with. Didn't know how I'd react after so long!

And ew, an umbrella or something, drooly! I think we've established that I am me, let me up.

[Overread]

Maybe, maybe; but I've got my eye on you!
*glares at her before launching himself off her and snapping at the staplegun* gah stop that you'll get staples in my fur!!!

[HoopyFrood]

*Gets up and dusts herself down* Yis, yis, I've heard your many threats about what you intend to do over the years.

Oh, hey, I should try wolf steak!

[Overread]

You shall rue the day you ever underestimate a wolfs traps!!
And wolf steak is not good at all - it has very sharp teeth that come with it *grins at her and shows off said sharp teeth*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Ignores OR as he puts the stapler away* Now if you children are done playing, go and sit down and relax.

[HoopyFrood]

You shall rue the day you ever underestimate a wolfs traps!!
And wolf steak is not good at all - it has very sharp teeth that come with it *grins at her and shows off said sharp teeth*

I repeat -- yis, yis, if you say so.

And ah, they're easily got around. After you've taken on things from the gates of hell -- well, actually, it's more of a portal -- wolfs are nowt.

[Overread]

*growls* Bah wolves are top we are - top of the chain and stuff!

Four legs beats two any day - as does thick fur, better hearing, seeing, smelling and everything!!

[HoopyFrood]

Nah, man, you wolfs are useless, really.