The Asylum

[Vertigo]

I think she took them all a while ago

[HoopyFrood]

Argh! The Birdie Song! Haha!

*Starts flapping her bent arms and laughing*

[Vertigo]

*level of hysteria rises alarmingly as Freda starts dancing to Birdie song using all eight legs*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Tempest, no.


"But-"

I said no. When you flap your wings at top speed you create F5 tornado force winds. Just leave it!



*Shakes his head at the flapping spider* I wonder what else she does when Ace isn't here to restrict her....?

[HoopyFrood]

Restrict her?

*Dances around Freda* We are wild women who gesture too much, aren't we, Freda! We frown mightily upon restriction!

[Vertigo]

As is only right and proper, what!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Yes, but I think usually a threat of a few days with no pringles can set Freda back in line.....

[HoopyFrood]

Quite, Vertigo

And when it comes to Pringles, I know that Freda is more than resourceful in acquiring them.

*Continues doing the Birdie Dance*

[Vertigo]

*looks blearily at clock*

My God I have to work tomorrow.

*slumps out of the door *

g'night all... must have my beauty* sleep.

*ogre rating

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hmm....


"I know what you're thinking, Karn. Don't do it."

But....

"Vertigo is nice. He doesn't need to be pushed down the slippery hall like a bowling ball!"

Hoopy, can I please do that? *Sad puppy eyes*

[HoopyFrood]

I think the person to be asked is Vertigo himself.

Night, Vertigo!

*Hops around the room, humming the Birdie Song*

[Vertigo]

night all

*Cleverly dodges the sneaky shove humming did-ee-did-ee-did-ee-dummmmm*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Such a shame.

*Sneaks up behind Hoopy and innocently pushes her out of the door into the hall*


I don't know who did that, honest.

[HoopyFrood]

Weeee!

*Slides down the hallway, somehow managing to stay upright despite her usual poor sense of balance. Grabs onto the doorhandle of the TKA thread, spins around, continues sliding backwards for a couple of feet before bouncing off a wall and sliding back along the hall*

*Slides through the doorway, hits the not-at-all-slidey carpet and faceplants onto it* Mphf!

*Pulls her face out of the floor and looks up* Well, just thee and me, Karny Baby.

Although *yawns* time's wing-ed chariot is racing onwards.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Yes, well....


Considering the fact that it's almost 3 a.m. for you.....ever thought of sleep? It seems like I don't get enough of it these days....stupid not having any Oxycodone. *Grumbles and starts throwing random items around the room*



"Not my tiki cup!"