The Asylum

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

And that's why I don't hop on one leg. That and the fact that it would break my cane.


I hate having this plate along my femur.

[Vertigo]

My sympathies but just think of all the fun you'll have going through airport security

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Ugh. I haven't been in an airport since long before it was added in, but yeah, just imagine.

And they would probably take away my cane. Who knows, under new U.S. airport security laws?

[Vertigo]

Serious weapon that - I remember having my nail clippers taken off me and I mean the kind of plier style ones not sharp scissor things.

[HoopyFrood]

I have indulged in much Earl Grey and have been sitting, writing, alllll day!

Thus, a terrible dancing madness has gripped me!

*Wiggles*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I don't know what turned Hoopy into a little wiggly worm, but I would much like to avoid it if at all possible....

[Vertigo]

Yay *thinks: must try drinking more Earl Grey in the evenings*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Actually, tea without caffeine would probably be a good choice for me, considering the fact that I take a goodly amount of Advil PM each night. I shudder to think what soda is doing to my kidneys along with the medication, and anyone who mixes painkillers and alcohol is a dolt who usually winds up dead.

So, Septimus, come on, wake up buddy. I need a blueberry tea and there is none in the cupboards.

[Vertigo]

I've only got Lady Grey in at the moment do you think that would give me a more sinuous sort of wiggle?

[HoopyFrood]

Perhaps more of a refined wiggle.

Whereas the good Earl just gives a jolly good wiggle, what! *Wiggles*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

By the Morcalian Gods, I hope not!


"Well, this IS the Asylum. We're all crazy here. You have an imaginary dragon speaking to you and you think you're an elemental spirit with a body made of water."


That dragon needs to keep his mouth shut sometimes.

[Vertigo]

Actually come to think of it, refined or otherwise I'm not sure a wiggling Vertigo is a very pleasing site.

*plops into armchair and frowns and tapping foot*

[HoopyFrood]

Heh, who does look right when wiggling?

But who cares!

*Wiggles almost violently*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Great, now she's having seizures. Should I get her medication?

[Vertigo]

* an evil glint comes into Vertigo's eye's and he surreptitiously leaves an dangerous link lying around YouTube - The Birdie Song - The Tweets *