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Old 13th August 2010, 06:05 PM   #18226 (permalink)
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stop being silly its only a day now if it was Monday the seventh
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:09 PM   #18227 (permalink)
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Freda enters.

White Legs not getting out of bed.
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:11 PM   #18228 (permalink)
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whats with everyone, it is not unlucky
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:14 PM   #18229 (permalink)
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*waves to Freda* but I am out of bed?
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:14 PM   #18230 (permalink)
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I make my own luck, baby!

*Sweeps up the mirror*

Ow! *Sucks on bleeding cut on her finger*

And that proves nothing, before you start, Wolf!

*Tips the shards into the bin*
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:21 PM   #18231 (permalink)
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See See! It's already started!
And and what's wrong with the 7th on monday? Is it another bad day when mirrors are to be bedded; clover rooted out and rabbits given walking sticks?
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:27 PM   #18232 (permalink)
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*Gasps* I hope you haven't been stealing the feet from poor, innocent rabbits! Otherwise I'll give you some bad luck myself, despite all your many charms against it.
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:31 PM   #18233 (permalink)
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I assure you I don't deal with poor rabbits - only the finest upper classes for this wolf!

Far less stringy
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Old 13th August 2010, 06:56 PM   #18234 (permalink)
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*Stands the open umbrella up over OR*
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Old 13th August 2010, 07:00 PM   #18235 (permalink)
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Arr !! No! *twists around and leaps up at the umbrella, snapping at the metal spokes and the fabric cover*
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Old 13th August 2010, 07:11 PM   #18236 (permalink)
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*While wolfie's busy with the umbrella, wanders into the store cupboard, comes back with a ladder that she props against the wall, and then shoves, with a bit of magical help, him under it*

Hah! Take that!
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Old 13th August 2010, 07:17 PM   #18237 (permalink)
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*as he slides under the ladder whilst grappling with the umbrella his paw catches the catch and the brolly closes around his head. * Its trying to eat me!!!!!

*rolling in panic and colliding with the standing ladder it falls; sliding down the wall and across the floor, striking a stand lamp which falls to land just behind Hoopy*
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Old 13th August 2010, 09:39 PM   #18238 (permalink)
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Oh my gods, you're right, it's one of them people-eating umbrellas!
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Old 13th August 2010, 10:48 PM   #18239 (permalink)
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RARRR! *jumps about as his forelegs and head are engulfed by the P.E.U. trying to pull himself out; the whipping jumping outside of the umbrella striking all manner of objects in the room; notably overturning his cart of mirrors and sending shining shards of broken glass out in a deadly spat upon the ground.*
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Old 13th August 2010, 10:53 PM   #18240 (permalink)
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Oh, blimey! *Windmills manically to stop herself falling onto broken glass* Oi, wolf, be careful! You're a hazard!
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