The Asylum

[Grimward]

*Bows to her Orangeness*

Absolutely. Happy Almost Easter (more "Almost" for you than for me!).

*A tiny scope with cross hair sighting appears on his left arm*

Just in case....

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*The spiked ball ignores the firings and lands square in Karn's mitt*



Sorry, WW, it's made of some special material. I don't even know what it is, I bought it off some dwarf in the mountains surrounding the Valley.

[HoopyFrood]

Dwarf!


Red Dwarf.



Yeeeeeah

[Ursa major]

* The decoy ball explodes, covering Karn in green goo. Meanwhile, the various swarms head for Karn. *

[Werewoman]

Uh....maybe a shot gun wasn't such a good idea....not the right gun for blasting nanoparticulated matter....I hope I didn't hurt anyone.

If I were you Karn, I'd run....FAST!!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

And now Ursa's gone and ruined my favorite punching bag. *Bursts into fine vapor*

[Grimward]

*Is hoping the nanoparticles aren't thirsty*

[Ursa major]

Vapour: the nano-particles' favourite target: the like taking on things their own size.

And with water, they can demonstrate their steam work.


The only "problem" comes when they become drunk with power.

[Werewoman]

Karn? Karn?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Floats up out of the river outside, wandering back in* I'm fine. I left all but my purest spiritual essence within that vapor, I hope those nanos like it.

[Ursa major]

Don't worry, WW. They're only doing a bit of molecular manipulation.


Think of it like red kryptonite: the results are not that predictable. In fact, you'd often think nothing has happened, and then....

[Grimward]

*Looks at the bear in Jor-elousy*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I didn't completely get away from them. Some of them carried through to me, and about ninety percent of my essence had to be left behind in that vapor. Right now I doubt I could create a single drop of water in the air right now.

[Grimward]

*Floats over to the water cooler, opens the nozzle, then focuses an intense thermal on the outflowing water, directing it at Karn*

Fill 'er up.....

[Ursa major]

* What looks like a bucket of water appears over Karn's head. The problem is, it's all water and no bucket. Gravity intervenes. *


I didn't expect that to happen.