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Old 1st August 2010, 02:59 PM   #17986 (permalink)
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Idly wonders where OR's pockets are, "Hi OR."
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Old 1st August 2010, 04:56 PM   #17987 (permalink)
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*stares forward, eyes looking rather glazed over as the watch keeps swinging from his paw*
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Old 1st August 2010, 05:21 PM   #17988 (permalink)
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Woa I just tidied my wardrobe, it took an hour *collapses*
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Old 1st August 2010, 06:40 PM   #17989 (permalink)
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Considering the junk that's in mine......

Drink ?
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Old 1st August 2010, 07:52 PM   #17990 (permalink)
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tea please
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Old 1st August 2010, 08:04 PM   #17991 (permalink)
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Hands it over.

"The last I saw Freda, she was in the garden with Ms Stenchy."

Wally wanders through the french windows.
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Old 1st August 2010, 08:16 PM   #17992 (permalink)
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Ace, you know computers. My desktop PC broke down, there was still power going through it( little green light flashing at back) but the IT specialist I called said the power pack and motherboard had gone and it wasn't worth repairing gave me a leaflet on his customised home build ones. My brother then decided to look at it and turn out it was a cople of cables had worked loose. Should I report the szpecialist?
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Old 1st August 2010, 08:24 PM   #17993 (permalink)
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I would. At best, he made a basic mistake. At worst, he tried to con you.

The power supply's one of the first things we check.
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Old 1st August 2010, 08:39 PM   #17994 (permalink)
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I start getting a little suspicious when he said hard drive was too full, now I have over 80% free space and defrag at least once a week. Plus if it was a hard drive error I'd still be able to start in safe mode.That was when he said it was the motherboard
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Old 1st August 2010, 10:38 PM   #17995 (permalink)
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*falls of the sofa and lands with a thud before waking up with a start and looking around* who what? where?
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Old 1st August 2010, 10:45 PM   #17996 (permalink)
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HoopyFrood, in the dining room, with the spanner.
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Old 1st August 2010, 11:04 PM   #17997 (permalink)
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*blinks* are you licenced to use one of those safely?
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Old 1st August 2010, 11:06 PM   #17998 (permalink)
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*Shrugs* License, schmicense. You seem to think you need one for everything.
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Old 1st August 2010, 11:08 PM   #17999 (permalink)
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Well you have to follow legalities these days! Otherwise they tie you up with red tape and leave you to rot!

At least thats what I read about.

Besides whats the spanner for>?
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Old 1st August 2010, 11:09 PM   #18000 (permalink)
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Killing people, of course. That's the whole point!
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