Next you'll be telling us some guy/girl in the shop said that the pringles they were just putting on shelf were fresher than the ones you had picked up but they only had one tub in their hand and you swapped.
woops, I think invisibility may have been in order at least till I checked no one was around. Look they're all running away screaming and abandoning their trolleys. Now where do they keep the pringles?
I see them, now help me gather them all into this trolley... Pays for pringles. Karn and nixie materialise next to Ace. Never mind that we need to check all these pringles, Freda, Wally and the dragons can help.