The Asylum

[Werewoman]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

These be spikes.

I have a variety of looks though. Me in a jumper, or a scarf and gloves, or in a top hat, or in painting overalls, or with one hand on a certain blue glass ball, or even a black dress. All memories of times spent in old tea rooms...

Horseshoe crabs are my favourite animals. Unfortunately I've only seen them in aquariums. I want to see them wild and free and crawling along beaches.

I think it's amazing that they've stayed the same for so long.

So how far do you have to go to get here? 3,000 miles give or take a K? A mere jump, my friend.

[HoopyFrood]

*Lays some gorgonzola near the rather large pile*

*A moment late a green blur whirls around the room. The entire pile disappears, and the rest of the room is given a nice clean over too*

*Blur races back out of the room, with the cheese*

Thanks, guys.

Only 3,000 miles? I'll be over in an hour!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Uh oh. *Stares at the oozing fertilizer* I think it's going for the ventilation system.....

[Harpo]

(under the fertiliser)

*thinks: what did I do to deserve this?*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Sorry, Harpo. *Gives him a nice little clean rinse under the sink* The driver either ignored my instructions or misunderstood them. It was supposed to be fertilizer for a special garden EE's going to have. Looks like it'll go on hold, though.

[Grimward]

*Opens a window, then resumes normal pyrotechnics*

Nice call, Hoops.

*Dampens hand and helps damp Harpo up from cleansing*

[Harpo]

Thankyou, thankyou

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I just hope the goblins managed to clean the ventilation. It leads straight to Juken's room, and he has a very strong sense of smell.....

[HoopyFrood]

*Tips invisible hat* Just got to remember that the Goblins are there for a reason.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

You mean beyond moving things that don't belong to them to places said items have no business being around? Amazing!

[Werewoman]

WW leaves and quickly re-enters the room followed by a crowd of Keystone Kops waving their nightsticks in a haphazard fashion.

The KK's lean over whispering amongst themselves, turn and run out the new whole made by the dumptruck, then return in wellies and carrying large shovels in addition to the haphazardly fashioned nightsticks.

*loud conversation and much sloughing and digging are heard within the silly mob*

[Grimward]

I just hope the goblins managed to clean the ventilation. It leads straight to Juken's room, and he has a very strong sense of smell...

Too bad it doesn't lead right into the toy box....we could call it a day if it did!

*Floats up to the lead Keystone and inquires politely about the excavation activities, pointing out that the reason for the original work order is gone....*

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by Manarion

She's taking a program to become an alcohol addiction counselor.

You need college maths to do that? Wouldn't the words of "ten green bottles" do just as good?


*Takes the knife from Grim* Thanks. I see you've managed to melt the blade, man. How am I going to use it now? [/QUOTE]


I'm definitely installing Tumbleweed technology in that poor 'fridge.


Evening, All.


A mug of hot chocolate, please, Septimus.

[HoopyFrood]

The goblins move things to their rightful places. They do the cleaning and nothing more.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hm....maybe so, Hoops.


Still, I had a reason for installing those nano-GPS systems into my bags....



#Because I moved them!#


Juken, don't you think you should come out?


#No!#