The Asylum

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I just hope next time it's not Grim who takes my knife out of whatever I throw it into. I'll bet he could melt diamond.

[Grimward]

Er, sorry 'bout that. Gives me an idea for a Chrons' target range, though....the opportunities are endless, if you catch my drift....

[HoopyFrood]

We have an arena somewhere in the lounge, after Yugi got a bit problematic with his bombs.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Problematic indeed. He blew up my airship once.



I simply don't want to have to hunt the place down. For all I know, it's closed up.

[HoopyFrood]

It's not closed up.

At least the fridge would be safe.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Yeah, yeah.



If you like, I could put my cutlery away and turn back to apples and lighting again, Hoops.....

[HoopyFrood]

Do as you wish, my dear boy.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

See, now, that's nervous. Usually Hoopy yells at me for my room-flooding antics.....




Excuse me a moment, will you all? I'm going to be putting in a flower garden around EE and I need to see someone about soem deliveries.....*Bounds out the door*

[Grimward]

Was just wondering how long you had to work on that coiffed look, Ms. Dragon? 'Tis quite an effect...

*Sends a ripple to wiggle Miri's jet stream, which tousles the drake's locks in the process...*


EDIT: Am being possessed by Ursa.....would that be Somme deliveries to the garden, given your H2O proclivities?

[Werewoman]

Wow Hoopy, I'm impressed! There's dozens of them around here during mating season, if you think they look strange, you otta watch them mate....

And yes Karn, I do know exactly what it's like....I'd rather teach baboons, horseshoe crabs, and oppossoms simultaneously before I'd go back to teaching teenagers...not really, but it sounds good. Alcohol addiction counselor? I hope she knows what she's getting herself into.....we recovering alcoholics are difficult enough, I can't imagine counseling someone who hasn't made it to recovery yet. <shudder>

And with that....*WW proceeds to dance rather clumsily to Harpo's drums while swaying her scimitar in the air over her head*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*All of a sudden, a bus-sized dump truck bursts through the freshly-repaired wall of the Asylum and dumps its entire load into the room. Karn runs up breathlessly and starts shouting at the driver*



You moron! You were supposed to put the fertilizer BEHIND the Asylum, not IN it! *Winces and holds his nose* Ugh....

[HoopyFrood]

These be spikes.

I have a variety of looks though. Me in a jumper, or a scarf and gloves, or in a top hat, or in painting overalls, or with one hand on a certain blue glass ball, or even a black dress. All memories of times spent in old tea rooms...

Horseshoe crabs are my favourite animals. Unfortunately I've only seen them in aquariums. I want to see them wild and free and crawling along beaches.

I think it's amazing that they've stayed the same for so long.

[Werewoman]

Kaaaaarn! *wrinkles snout* Is there anyone who can disappear this stuff out of here? SHEESH *gag*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Now how am I going to solve THIS predicament? *sighs* That's THE last time I hire pixies to drive a dump truck anywhere.

[Grimward]

Spikes....must have jiggled the thermal harder than I thought.....

*Checks to make sure he didn't just knock the druid out of the sky.....*

*Sees truck, dampens flames to mere glow to avoid blowing up the entire room.....*

Probably not a situation you all want my help with, indoors anyway.....