The Asylum

[HoopyFrood]

*Hovers next to the door, wringing her hands endlessly* Well...I...but...

*Takes a deep, shaky breath and grabs the lock*

*Only to find it's already open. Backs away*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*The lock immediately shocks Hoopy's hand*

I told you, it's magicked. And besides that, I already unlocked the thing.

[Harpo]

(everyone hurries out through the door safely)

[HoopyFrood]

*Takes off the hat and drops it onto Harpo's slumped form and kicks the door closed behind them* Damnit, I could've had much more fun than that.

You! What are you doing out of your cupboard? *Grabs her other half by the collar and drags her back towards the store cupboard*

I was helping you! Don't-!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Whistles and takes a screwdriver from a drawer, unscrewing the hinges to the store cupboard door* Nobody should have to be locked within this thing.

[HoopyFrood]

Did you see me locking it before? No? So butt out. *Pushes her into the store cupboard* She's so useless she'd probably get eaten by a Shoggoth while trying to find the kitchen.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I won't butt out, Angry One. And there's no more door to the Store Cupboard, so at least she won't feel claustrophobic.

[HoopyFrood]

I know there's no bloody door, I've just watched you take it off. Do you always need to state the obvious?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Yes I do. Do you always need to be antagonistic?

[HoopyFrood]

Absolutely.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Well, you just answered your own question as well.

Now where's that cake trolley....?

[The Ace]

Freda drops it on his head.

[Harpo]

*wakes up on the floor, with a really terrible headache*

[Harpo]

*passes out again, still on the floor*

[HoopyFrood]

*Wanders over to Harpo and kneels down next to him. Touches his shoulder hesitantly* Hey...hey, are you OK?