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Old 30th June 2010, 02:53 AM   #17356 (permalink)
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*Hovers next to the door, wringing her hands endlessly* Well...I...but...

*Takes a deep, shaky breath and grabs the lock*

*Only to find it's already open. Backs away*
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Old 30th June 2010, 02:54 AM   #17357 (permalink)
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*The lock immediately shocks Hoopy's hand*

I told you, it's magicked. And besides that, I already unlocked the thing.
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:02 AM   #17358 (permalink)
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(everyone hurries out through the door safely)
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:04 AM   #17359 (permalink)
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*Takes off the hat and drops it onto Harpo's slumped form and kicks the door closed behind them* Damnit, I could've had much more fun than that.

You! What are you doing out of your cupboard? *Grabs her other half by the collar and drags her back towards the store cupboard*

I was helping you! Don't-!
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:06 AM   #17360 (permalink)
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*Whistles and takes a screwdriver from a drawer, unscrewing the hinges to the store cupboard door* Nobody should have to be locked within this thing.
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:08 AM   #17361 (permalink)
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Did you see me locking it before? No? So butt out. *Pushes her into the store cupboard* She's so useless she'd probably get eaten by a Shoggoth while trying to find the kitchen.
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:10 AM   #17362 (permalink)
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I won't butt out, Angry One. And there's no more door to the Store Cupboard, so at least she won't feel claustrophobic.

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Old 30th June 2010, 03:11 AM   #17363 (permalink)
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I know there's no bloody door, I've just watched you take it off. Do you always need to state the obvious?
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Yes I do. Do you always need to be antagonistic?
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:14 AM   #17365 (permalink)
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Absolutely.
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Old 30th June 2010, 03:27 AM   #17366 (permalink)
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Well, you just answered your own question as well.

Now where's that cake trolley....?
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Old 30th June 2010, 05:50 AM   #17367 (permalink)
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Freda drops it on his head.
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*wakes up on the floor, with a really terrible headache*
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*passes out again, still on the floor*
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*Wanders over to Harpo and kneels down next to him. Touches his shoulder hesitantly* Hey...hey, are you OK?
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